(1) Exactly, the name’s (conventionally) ironic, and Jamie Foxx isn’t small either, he’s just medium sized, so it doesn’t make sense coming or going.

I thought “Halle Berry” was Helen Keller’s call for a last-ditch throw deep into the end zone?

Kirk, this is easily the best game review I’ve ever read, but also the best writing of any kind that I’ve read on this website. I enjoyed your creative narrative prose over the the technical trappings of FPS and other “data.”

The real question is PLEASE tell me he had a “Cockfighter” poster up in his house...

The Water Knife by Paolo Bacigalupi deals with similar conflicts in and around Las Vegas and Nevada. Really good book. Highly recommended. 

Is that how he defeated Queen Bavmorda?

Dear Baker,

Ironically, I am quite sure that Trump has played Super to more and a few Italian-American plumbers ...while giving them the runaround for some coin.

There are no fewer than three guys offside on the first pass into the box. The assistant ref is either blind or asleep.

I don’t think this is the hill you want to die on, man.

Everyone knows that game development changes. You try things. Things don’t work. Things break. The community more or less understands that.

That shot of Renard looks like Nikolaj Coster-Waldau in a French Foreign Legion movie.

“... the GM as being the one with ‘overall responsibility for the technical side of the senior team,’ the person who presides over the’ management of the day-to-day environment’ of the national team, and with ‘monitoring the player pool and the integration of new players.’ “

Nazis and Second-Amendment fellators are morons, and MURICA lets them run free and organize.

I can still hear my breath. In. Out. In. Out. Yet still, the silence was deafening. And then he said the words every man, woman and child would never forget: “One small step for man. One giant leap for mankind.” A human being had touched the surface of the moon. Well, two, if we’re counting me.

They would have to call The General.

Natty Bumppo would also be a hot name for a Jamaican dancehall reggae deejay.

No, the worst part of The Ringer is Lombardi. We give Simmons a lot of shit, but he can be an excellent interviewer when he wants to be and his podcasts with Klosterman are always great (mostly, because Klosterman isn’t afraid to call him out on his BS).

They tried to score the gig as official pizza to the Vatican, but rival chain Papal John has that one sewn up.

Jacksonville made the AFCCG with Blake Bortles.
The Vikings made the NFCCG with Case Keenum.
The Eagles won a Superbowl with Nick Foles.

Also incredible because he literally was given a chance to grab a weapon and go defend America when he was younger and fitter, and instead got five deferments.