You want swooping fender flares? WELL YOU GOT EM!

because once they taste blood, they’re insatiable.

I guess that’s why the F1 cars add all those extra trailing edges on the Fronts?!?

In what way is this “wildly overcomplicated”? It’s no more complicated than pop-up headlights. Probably solves a lot of issues with pop-ups actually.

“Fuck me, I’m a Neon.”

His problem was wind noise

“Adequate” shouldn’t have that much of a negative connotation. It’s a truck, it accelerates adequately. That doesn’t mean I was disappointed by it.

The Miata’s spiritual ancestor. I look at a Miata and see a face that’s yelling “WHEEE I’M A CAR” and then over at the Bugeye and see a face that’s yelling “TOODLE PIP I’M A MOTORCAR.”

Jalopink uses its Torch to shine light into all corners of English motoring history.

That was enlightening.

waiting for head gaskets?

Makes me mad enough to blow a gasket

I bet the Dealer is pretty angry it hasn’t sold yet.

They’ll Probably Blow a Gasket soon.

Well, we thought that after 80 years, GM would have figured out the ignition switch. People just get sloppy in trying to save a buck.

Don’t be so attached to things. Learn to let go. Like Ford.

Well this brings a whole new meaning to feeling disconnected from the road.

As much as I like that gen of Micra, I like the K11 even more. That is because as a kid my dad rented one when we moved to England and it was the last car we rented in England before sadly going back to America. Good memories.

I am such a maniac. I love it.

Wow, that was some creative thinking by the judge who had it 117-111.