The problem appears to be the Smart’s slushiest-of-all-slushboxes automatic. It’s so slushy the spokesperson should be a polar bear.

No, it’s clearly an Aston Martin.

Thats a Toyota brah!

Crack pipe. That’s Aston Martin money.

I’m going to have to pitch in here and it’s not something a UK citizen should do. You don’t talk about other peoples’ politics, you don’t talk about their religion - you work with it. You shouldn’t comment about other peoples’ countries without experience.

my own was a high revving b-series with a designed straight pipe. it was aurally enjoyable every day

That was the complete opposite for the Type-R. In the UK it’s a legend. It was cheaper than almost all its rivals, it was more practical, more reliable and crucially, cheaper to insure. They were real hooligan cars.

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Did they say it like “Don’t worry, the full power comes after the break in period...” and then quickly change the subject?

Not really. Someone who can look at a clock and tell the time. The first half was a really poor show by a team who is supposed to be much better but the second half showed a big improvement and frankly took Italy apart. Italy’s history of poor kicking meant they were only up 5 at the half when it should have been 12,…

It really wasn’t 70. It was 40,straight from the second half drop out Launchberry set a maul instead of letting them not ruck and about a minute later the second try was scored followed quickly by the third. The drop out after the second saw Launchberry just barrell up the middle because of the Italian tactics.

It was a great tactic until England decided to just run through all the holes left by not having the ruck. Frankly they should have worked that out the 3rd time the Italians didn’t ruck.

I used to live in the area just down in the road in Godalming and you’ll see plenty of interesting cars there and maybe even ginger loud mouth Chris Evans as he lives near there.

That’s a smart roadster!

That isn’t for CCTV, it’s the godforsaken speed camera sign. The bane of all British drivers and their kin. Just a picture of that symbol is enough to make me purse my lips.

What else did you expect? It’s Surrey, the most boring place on the planet.

That’s honestly stunning. Tracks can do horrendous damage to a road surface. It’s not the weight; the one in that article is no heavier than a commercial truck and it distributes its weight over more area. The issue is how a tracked vehicle turns. When it turns one track is stalled while the other accelerates. the…

Yeah, the Astra diesels might not, but we also have no shortage of these:

WHY would you bring something from the US when you can buy something better and cheaper (used) in England?!?

In fairness, any frigate that shoots spiders and snakes at their enemies is pretty badass.