I hate to burst your bubble, but that’s actually called bursting your bubbles.

See, I’ve never even watched that part of the movie.

Thanks. It’s been therapeutic to be able to write these things. We were a fun team and truly loved and appreciated each other. I can honestly say that everyone who knew him loved him. I on the other hand was and am more confrontational. So I basked in the glow of how much he was loved. He appreciated that I took the…

Oddly enough all three of them are still being paid by the Mets.

Reporters are so soft now. I remember the days of Herbert McGoo, Joe Dribbler, Dick Frank, Johnny Johnson, Big Jim Pincus, Wally Habbermaster, and their ilk. They’d get a quote out of ty Cobb or honus Wagner if it meant a fight. If you thought you could throw McGoo out of the clubhouse he would patiently oblige and…

“One would think that two members of the Mets would be used to not being able to get someone out by now."

Update via Sickthings, the main Alice Cooper fan site:

There was a popular media personality in Phoenix, Bill Heywood who with his wife did just the same thing. I know that Alice knew him. Bill and his wife were extremely close. They checked into a hotel that had a foyer that led into the bedroom with a door inside the exterior door. They posted a note on the inner door…

These women all tell stories of him doing EXACTLY WHAT HE SAYS HE DID.

My catty ass LOVES the comment on Trump’s penis size: “Was it in there, or only partially in there? Hm, not sure.” You know that’s driving him bonkers.

“I would like to make more personal contact with people.”

The DH, that is, not your being wrong, but that isn’t great either.

It’s a they’re dead joke

How much it matters to me.

“Lesson here is to always bet on yourself!”

Everything about this is dumb.

You want to bunt like you’re holding a lightsaber you better be a damned Jedi Knight with it. 

“revealed no further neurological damage.”

If he were to try to overtake the government history would record it as “The Little Douche Coup”

Some of you may be shocked that he does this, but how else do you think Bob gets permits approved so fast?