I know I shouldn’t still enjoy this show, but damn it, I do. The other day I watched an episode from the original series and I was SHOOK by how much these people have changed and (dare I say it) grown over the years. I used to watch it just to mock them, and now I actually feel like they’ve grown into an interesting…

Remember when her storage unit got cleaned out for nonpayment and someone bought its contents? And they found that video of her using a lot of racial slurs?

I thought you were exaggerating, but instead you were underselling it. If one could imagine the most joyless possible version of this song, this goes like 20 steps further into depression than that.  

Song of the summer. A breakup bop (“don’t call me, don’t write me, don’t even think of me alone at night”) that dropped the same day as the Youtuber drama.

“Not sure,but she might have hit me in the chest with a lemon at Coachella-

I don’t know what I like more, that Hough turns to the camera liks getting smacked in the face with a hat was the greatest moment of her life or that Abdul appears to be totally invested in Pia Zadora cosplay now.

“Paula Abdul threw a hat at me once.  It was awesome.”

The song..........is bad. The video isn’t great either but the song! Woof.

“Kate Beckinsdales cat sprays her with explosive diarrhea while she sleeps”

oh, bless your heart. We haven’t had one of you on Jez for a long time.

I ONLY want to wear pants that sound like that.

iT sEemS yOu nEeD aN aNaTomy lEsSon

It seems you need an anatomy lesson.

Lmao imagine writing this 

I’m struggling between “don’t feed trolls” and “everyone needs to see this"

I’m screaming! He tried it. 

Congratulations on leaving what is easily the most deranged comment I’ve ever received in my year of working at Jezebel lol. 

You know walking in those things is going to sound like a St. Bernard rolling around on a vinyl sofa right?

not for use with jumping jacks.