Fine then. A halfling wizard can ride on the barbarian’s back, cast the disk, and the big, unstealthy, plate-wearing fighter can ride on it.

Being an asshole doesn’t mean I’m not correct, It just means you don’t like what I’m saying. I’ll take being an asshole over being wrong any day of the week.

So what you’re saying is that to make this Rowling ripped off every fan fiction cliche that her story ever created. And to think, I once thought that my opinion of her couldn’t sink any lower. How wrong I was.

“That “loyal” value is bullshit, because [Gryffindors] are extremely loyal as well.”

You’re forgetting Peter Pettigrew, all the times Ron turned against his friends, AND all the times Gryffindor House as a whole turned against Harry based on nothing more than rumor and suspicion.

Not really. Cedric didn’t stand out until GoF, but even his mention in PoA had “Hufflepuff” written all over it. He argued that he shouldn’t have won the Quidditch match because Harry blacked out and he hadn’t noticed. That’s ‘fair play’ to a degree that overwhelms any Gryffindor attributes he might have.

More than likely she just came up with a list of names, cut it off when it seemed large enough for a children’s book, and never thought about the wider implications of it whatsoever. You know, like she did with her time travel mechanics.

Yeah, like that time when he rubbed her nose in the fact that she had no friends, or when he called her names, or blew up at her for trying to save someone else’s life, comparing her to a troll, not noticing her until he was desperate, ruining her first dance,... So super sweet.

Slytherins are not known for bravery in the slightest. Phineas Nigellus Black even said that if a Slytherin had a choice they’d always choose to save themselves. And look to where the Slytherins do go up against the Gryffindors it’s always in groups, preferably with more people than who they’re facing. That’s not…

Though interesting to see that someone spent that much time stringing this together, it was a lot less funny than I thought it would be.

Well, we still haven’t found the monolith on the moon yet so I’m guessing we’ve still got time to change the plan.

Yeah, like that’s not totally inappropriate for a “family friendly” show. WTF were these people thinking? If I were John Stamos I would have preferred being “that greek yogurt guy” for the rest of my life than go back to that.