finally, something I'm not embarassed for arkansas to be leading in!

I ate dog biscuit every time was at m great grandmas house! I'd grab a biscuit for the dog and one for me!

my step mom's mom married then divorced a man then married and divorced his brother. Not too weird right? Then I move to town and get my first serious bf. I gush about him to everyone. My parents throw me a bday party and invite him! He shows up only to be greeted by his grandpa. Turns out he was the great-nephew …

I was walking backwards talking and when I turned around I basically stuck my foot right in front of the back tire. So it really was my fault! My foot is totally fine just had a nasty bruise for about a week

I took total responsibility when a pick up truck ran over my foot in a Walmart parking lot. Whats more American than that?

I knew about the event its self but never would have guessed what the picture was from. I should have paid more attention in school I guess!

all this time I thought I was just weird for being insane on depo!

Depo made me gain weight have terrible cramps and insane mood swings. I was on it for 2 years. Had my Mirena for 2 1/2 years and barely ever think about it

my favorite reprimand of mine is "sarbear, stop telling customers the soles of bowling shoes are made of asbestos"

My step brother named his daughter "Jamaica Rose. Im glad shes not alone in having drug slang for a name.

what is it about 8th grade and Green Day that goes so perfectly together? ?

oh yeah the store is hell. Completely unorganized and the dressing rooms are usually just curtains which really makes me mad for some reason

I was pregnant in the summer and I lived in cheap forever 21 empire waist dresses. Long or short! Great for all occasions and I can still wear them!

that sounds wonderful. I hated that my puritanical grandma could veto elements of basic education. Not that they did a great job anyway. Super glossed over racism and pretty much everything questionable thing white people have ever done. I was pretty much ignorant untill I moved to "the city" which was much more…

we actually did have to have our parents sign a permission slip before watching a graphic video on the Holocaust. But I grew up in rural southwestern Missouri so we had permission slips for anything "non-Christian"

im my school there was always a tradtion of the graduating class having a huge food fight the last day of senior year untill they started pulling deplomas for being part of it.

if I had been a boy my first name woulf have been Jessi. second would be James. I would have been jessi james w. I thank god every day my name is Sarah.

my junior prom was in 07 and I had the most beautiful gown ever. it was meant to be a wedding dress but I had to have it. it had so many sheer cut outs that I had i stole a long piece of fabric that had been tied around a chair as a decoration to use as a shall to get into the prom. my parenta were pretty strict so I…

thanks! I'm in the nwa area and I've been shocked by how progressive its been steadily getting! there's hope for us!

im so happy! my parents are finally getting married after 14 years and I get to officiate!!!!!