I had a friend in elementary school who would lie constantly and for some reason it would always make me try to out lie her. I told her that I found out we were secretly cousins, that I was like a werewolf but one who's a cat???? Also that I had a baby and brought the baby to school with me and the baby was in he…

the other day I was driving and my two year old son threw a hot slice of pizza at me. I swerved and hit GoodWills mail box with my side mirror and dented it. When I went in to apologize I was too embarrassed to say what really happened so I said that he made a weird noise and I turned to check on him. I'm sure I…

what the hell! I got draco... maybe because i picked gawker to read

I am doing a secret marriage! Mostly because my family is insane and makes a spectical out of everything. plus my grandma hates that im living in sin with two kids. I'm mean cause i enjoy that it annoys her. I always work the ring though. No one really questioned me when I started so that might be the way to go!

oh dang nope. AR here!

my boyfriend got to chose our second sons name and went with Malcolm! He's just about the only one around here in his age

This year I turned 24. I also started crocheting. Coincidence?? I THINK NOT!

I think we live in the same town. My friend ate at a Mexican place that use to be an Arby's and found a dead roach lurking at the bottom of her sweet tea

One of the already married boys Owned the car lot but last time I went by it had Been sold. They also had their home declared a church so they are tax exempt and collect donations. Plus if they are filming they hardly have to pay when they go out. They are kinda shady

I got called "mean and vindictive" because I told a friend I didnt like her hairstyle (she Asked my opinon) in the fifth grade

my math teacher in my junior year of high school grew up in Missouri and her son was best friends with Brad Pitt. She has pictures of them of them with their dates before prom and at birthday parties and has always said he is such a nice boy so that's why I'll always like him.

gah! I had no idea there were things alive in it at all!

that is so terrible! I usually block that story out untill something rwminds me then i think about it obsessivly for a few days.

dude! On time in Corpus Christi my uncle dragged like a piece of coral out of the sea cause t looked cool and set on the picnic table and later these tube worm things that looked like the pipe monsters in super Mario were like gasping out of the holes?!?! Is that a barnacle? It seriously scared me forever of…

I'm from northern Arkansas/southern Missouri and I wasn't even aware I had an accent until going to Minnesota. People were asking where my overalls were and why I had on shoes? I think it's because around here the accent is more Ozarks than straight southern. Think "Where The Red Fern Grows".

They live in my area and they come into where I work quite a bit. They pick which members of thr staff they want on the camera and tell you exactly what they want you to say. I've never been picked myself due to too many visible tattoos and piercings. Also no music is allowed to be played while in the facility. If…

I felt guilty for so long that I didn't have any deep meaningful explanations for my tattoos. Then I finally realized that wanting something was reason enough!

I feel like I have no idea of how to dress myself like an adult. When I was younger I always gravitated towards gothy/punk things and I've never grown out of it. Every shirt I own is either a band or fandom related and I'm a 24 year old mother of two. I find it simerally hard to put away the bright hair colors and…

When I met my now husband he was my boyfriends best friend. When people ask how we met I usually just say we went to high school together.

Oh yeah it was a huge shock when I read the books after watching the first season! It seemed like they were tiny babies!