You either die a good game or live long enough to be a mobile game.

I would love to hear how you argue this, bed cause I completely disagree. More characters are viable now than ever in melee with new matchup innovations being discovered by players literally every day on streams.

As fascinating an anomaly as melee was, I’m a lot more invested in Ultimate now and I’m guessing EVO feels the same. Melee was never going to last forever in the big tourneys, and I think Ultimate is the game that’s finally going to replace it. Of course there will still be diehard melee fans who will accept no…

That Dr. Robotnik never got a Lego Dimension minifig/vehicle is one of the great injustices of our time.

Honestly? Good. I understand it’s a classic, popular fighting game, but it’s time to freshen up that scene, and for every person there was that loved melee, there seemed to be just as many who were pissed and tired that a 15+ year old game kept getting the main stage attention at Evo instead of newer titles, and…

THIS FUCKING BASEMENT SCENE

Thanks for giving this game more attention. It’s criminally under-appreciated; case in point, I bet most people reading this totally forgot it was an “open world” horror game, full of optional encounters and nearly a dozen side quests each with their own puzzles, enemy placements, and subplots.

My most chilling memory…

Will Smith really blue himself

Google says more slowly is perfectly acceptable, though general usage if the language in this case does make it a tad confusing, as the way it is written can be interpreted that the guns in the game normally fire slowly.

“More slowly”?  Seriously?

wow this owns

The new stage and a second round of Kensa gear is coming with 4.1.

Fucking saved.

I’m more a fan of pop art.

Bowser, the Joseph Stalin of my youth.

Why can’t I star this? This deserves all my stars.

It’s a prequel.  Luigi death is head canon.

Will the Raiden mode cost extra?

Fuck building a wall. We need a god damn express lane.