Barring the off chance that someone uses the gamertag of “nobody” and plays this game.

Should probably google either “literally” or “nobody”.

The game is a disappointment, but that doesn’t give you the right to abuse the English language so flippantly.

I get a sick satisfaction out of down-voting surrender calls that happen to early. Get your head in the game, double-points minute is just around the corner!

English is tricky.

i mostly think it’s funny, hence a joke even in the headline 

He also flipped heaters.

Still, it has quirks that take some getting used to. For instance, in addition to standard balls, each match features a special ball, which sports unique powers. One, for instance, grants you low gravity while you’re holding it, allowing you the benefit of a higher jump. Another traps opponents in a spherical cage,…

Now do it with this.

I hear the Irrational Numbers DLC is going to be amazeballs.

“but it’s been anything but an easy road to get there.”

Hard sell when a megacorp owns all the rights to every character from the outset.

Hi, you’re daisy!

But that just begs the question of “what’s the point???”

Stupid sexy Sephiroth has us all releasing early

*Sigh* You are an informed adult with real, researched concerns. Therefore, this, the Animal Crossing thing, these are not geared towards you. They’re geared to kid, teens, yoots, young adults who have not thought about politics before, or maybe don’t feel like that stuff outreaches to them. The people who can’t yet…

Why are you surprised? Isn’t finding bugs exactly what betta testing is for?

That’s what the con may be banking on, actually.  Have the governor (or mayor of LA) say oh hell no rather than pulling the plug.  Probably due to contracts, insurance, etc. 

I always thought the 3d games felt like ass to play, because while Sonic was certainly fast in the least interesting way possible, he’s not agile or nimble. So my daydream the past few years is that Platinum would be in charge of a new 3d game in the vein of Vanquish, where movement feels fluid and dynamic. When…