Honestly? Good. I understand it’s a classic, popular fighting game, but it’s time to freshen up that scene, and for every person there was that loved melee, there seemed to be just as many who were pissed and tired that a 15+ year old game kept getting the main stage attention at Evo instead of newer titles, and…

THIS FUCKING BASEMENT SCENE

Thanks for giving this game more attention. It’s criminally under-appreciated; case in point, I bet most people reading this totally forgot it was an “open world” horror game, full of optional encounters and nearly a dozen side quests each with their own puzzles, enemy placements, and subplots.

My most chilling memory…

Will Smith really blue himself

Google says more slowly is perfectly acceptable, though general usage if the language in this case does make it a tad confusing, as the way it is written can be interpreted that the guns in the game normally fire slowly.

“More slowly”?  Seriously?

wow this owns

The new stage and a second round of Kensa gear is coming with 4.1.

Fucking saved.

I’m more a fan of pop art.

Bowser, the Joseph Stalin of my youth.

Why can’t I star this? This deserves all my stars.

It’s a prequel.  Luigi death is head canon.

Will the Raiden mode cost extra?

Yeah, like what’s going on with Paladins? I’m sure dozens of people need to know!

I know. It’s pretty silly that we report heavily on this massive pop-cultural powerhouse with millions of players.

Oh, come on. The writer loves the series, dislikes this aspect of it, writes a piece that explains what happens in the games and what might be behind it.

Fuck building a wall. We need a god damn express lane. 

Sorry Khaled but this franchise’s star goes down on her woman #lore

And wouldn’t you know it, ol’ foamy phone just so happens to have a giant solar-powered humanoid statue head armed with a deadly laser.