To me, the more frustrating behavior is players who suggest a surrender before Zapdos even appears. And if you don’t decide to quit with them, they’ll sit at home base and wait for the match to end. After 30 seconds of being totally idle, the game should have a bot take over. And ban the player for an hour. And…

Are we seriously not going to talk about that super creative OC they have as a mascot. I mean, come on... a RED Sonic?!? Now we’re talkin’...

The one that always drives me nuts is “I’m just talking out loud.”

For someone named Boo Radley, you think you’d be MORE upset at the party that openly embraces white supremacists...

As a teacher of said children-in-need-of-protection, I can tell you that loot boxes don’t tempt them. It’s limited-release skins that they need to “get before they’re gone” that have them sneaking into their parents’ wallets. But that’s not gambling. It’s just a lack of thriftiness, willpower, and respect in the value…

Welp. There goes 50% of the Switch’s entire streaming video library.

Anyone know what Knuckles’s hands look like under the gloves? Because everything I’m imagining is super cursed.

My whole family is also obsessing about the sock-to-anything-else ratio in this game. It kinda reminds me of that really good Captain America game based on the first movie where you spend a LOT of your time collecting ceramic eggs.

Hey man, at least she got PAID to talk about these gd socks. So who’s the real sucker?

Shout out to MY favorite dunk, Zeraora. One look at his form and every 90's kid will suddenly have a craving to play NBA (or watch Space) Jam.

My guess is that Luke will be customizable, and that the next Street Fighter will be free-to-play and feature “load outs” ala every other online game in existence. As a publicly traded company, Capcom’s shareholders MUST be looking at the business models that are the most profitable.

Baffling that there is no mention of adjusting Zapdos. In 90% of games I play, the team that knocks him out triples their score in the final two minutes of the game. He’s the MOBA equivalent of Dumbledore.

Somewhere in the multiverse, there is an alternate timeline in which Lego Dimensions became the hit it deserved to be and Season 3 featured a Dr. Robotnik mini-fig set. And in that reality, I am smiling (and Owen Wilson is on a jet ski in the background, of course).

Back in my 20's, IGN (the world’s largest gaming site at the time and to this day) would rank the hottest “Booth Babes” of E3. “GIRLS” was even an entire subsection of the site, listed at the top menu next to NEWS and REVIEWS.

Out of curiosity, I just checked the banner of the site today:

That’s especially impressive considering how different every Tekken character plays.

Don’t underestimate the power of Random Mains. I pride myself at being competent in ALMOST every Third Strike character, and being able to switch up my strategy after a loss is a huge advantage. Whenever I get juggled to death in Round 1, I switch to Twelve in Round 2 and go invisible. I swear I can almost hear my…

You got it right, and it IS super lame. Especially since all the necessary coding to make it work is already there; they just turned off that option in private rooms. I try not to be cynical, so someone please explain to me why they would do this other than to sell more consoles/copies.

And again, wanting to sell more…

Using a single copy of the game (and one Switch console) you and a second player can participate in team battle matches against other pairs of players online (ie, couch vs couch). However, you can only fight against random players. If you want to play in a private room against your friends, then it’s one player per…

When fighting game players/devs start making snarky comments about how this isn’t a REAL fighting game... that’s when you know you’ve made it big.

The most INFURIATING thing about Ultimate online is that you and a buddy can sit together on one couch and play fun online co-op matches against randos... but ONLY randos. If you try to do this and play against people on your friends list, eff you. You each need your own copy of the game and your own Switch. It’s like…