Aaron looks like he was using the dildo in his head shot. It seems big.

God bless the flex

I still miss Grantland. It was a good thing.



One day a font will be invented with smoke coming from it, to indicate the hotness of the takeness.

ETA

Phil Jackson should be happy with this “I’m going to try” angle.

“Well you don’t have to rub it in.”

Psh, this guy basically wrote the book on hiring foreigners and stashing assets abroad.

Why I am marching today (See you soon, NYC!):

Chipper’s going to be a first ballot HOFer.

Man, Waldo is getting really fucking lazy these days.

If this was Jezebel, the title would’ve been “Entitled White Male Harasses Chinese Woman Online, Gets What He Deserves.”

Drew Magary - [sees shorts]

What say you, the 73% of commenters who went to law school?

Nothing symbolizes Cleveland better than thousands of people outside of an arena named after a predatory loan company, celebrating something occurring California, benefiting million and billionaires that will have exactly no positive impact on their lives.

But see, y’all don’t know who is funding it. So it’s not really reporting per se. It’s more of a list of who isn’t funding it, which I find uninteresting. You know who also isn’t funding the Ringer? The Pope! Dennis Rodman! That kid from Jerry Maguire! Boom, I reported.

But why does this matter? Grantland was great and I'm happy at least some semblance of it has returned

Gronk could have spent all Raiders defensive series in the Black Hole, eventually becoming their leader.

No way.

This is horrible. I lost my cousin this way. She had been abused anally in high school, and later in life she grew despondent, and ended up in a coma.

Good thing they don't measure gaydar at the combine.