I’m immature and litter gyms with my renamed Pokémon. This made it all worth it.

34 as well. Also in the car with my mom. Dad was Air Force. Had no idea what that meant for him.

The Kings. All day the Kings. They were as bad as the Sixers, ten times as dysfunctional, and they actually tried to win.

“Huh?”

So I guess the Simmons obsession is because your applications didn’t go through at The Ringer?

I would love to see a Tristan-Kyrie for Conley and Gasol trade. I’m sure Conley’s free agency will screw that up, though.

It matters strictly because of the size of deadspin’s Simmons boner.

Somewhere Scotty Thurman weeps