I just feel bad for Courtney, because in the SCARY BACKWARDS WORLD she is forced to live in, Doug is actually probably a safer person to be around than her own mother.

SHEIKHS! BOND VILLAINS! ASSISTANT MANAGERS AT A BOSTON MARKET!

SHEIKHS! AYATOLLAHS! IMAMS! JAFAR FROM ALADDIN! PEDOPHILES FROM ALL OVER THE WORLD! THEY WERE ALL INTERESTED IN THIS UNDERAGE GIRL!

Here's a palate cleanser. Everything about this story is the worst.

Yeah, because they were great characters in the book, and while GRRM’s writing can be tough to slog through sometimes, especially the last couple books, there was some great material in Dorne. The show could have really used some of that

I’ve noticed that as well. The whole Dorne mess last season was one of the best examples of that. So much potential to introduce something fresh into the show, but instead it was a shitshow.

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again: When the show faithfully represents the source material, they do a fantastic job. When they deviate and do their own thing, it’s fucking horrible. Last season they took the most liberties of any season, so it shouldn’t shock anyone that it was by far the worst season. This…

“looking to be offended”
Oh dear.

Because the TV adaptation wasn’t really all that good in the first place?
At its core the show was always pretty weak from a narrative standpoint. They relied too heavily on boobz ‘n blood. You can’t sustain something like that for long. Once the novelty of seeing softcore porn wears off, there’s nothing of substance…

YES YES YES.

Seriously. I had the biggest crush on him when I was in high school. Now he looks like the creepy old dude who hits on college girls and gets pissy if someone doesn't remember his coffee order at Starbucks.

Johnny Depp gets creepier every year.

Johnny Depp’s look in this video is so weird. He looks like a serial killer dressed up for court.

I’m an OLD, so I remember how smoking hot Depp was on 21 Jump Street:

What accent is Johnny Depp doing? Australian sea monster? Littlefinger on drugs?

Australia is a wonderful island, with a treasure trove of unique plants, animals, and people

What is the director trying to say with such a low POV? Is this a James Franco production? So many questions.

That video is amazing — they look like they’re in a hostage situation. I felt like I should be checking their blinking patterns for morse code.

this is how the video should have gone

I’m a little worried; shouldn’t they hold up today’s newspaper as proof of life?