Men have terrible eyesight, so if a man seems interested in you, freeze and remain completely immobile until his attention is drawn to someone else. Men compensate for their poor eyesight with a heightened sense of smell, so be sure to wear perfume that allows you to blend into your surroundings. For example, rub…

If you encounter a man in the wild, make yourself appear larger- open your jacket, raise your arms, throw stones, branches, etc., without turning away. Wave raised arms slowly, and speak slowly, firmly, loudly to communicate that you are not prey and may actually be a danger to it.

Wait, that one's for panthers. But…

Well, good girls don’t. They also do not: date, have jobs, move out of their parents’ homes, get an education, decide not to marry and breed, challenge the men in their lives in any way (fathers/husbands/brothers/rapists) - see. All of the world’s problems would be solved if women would just stop expecting so much.…

One of the best pieces of advice I ever heard, which we should be telling men and women is “When you get drunk, get high, etc, you put your safety into the hands of others.” I actually read this on a travel blog. This is something everyone should think about, are you able to effectively evaluate your safety? If not,…

I am always amused at the irony of people who are generally on the left end of the political spectrum immediately declaring that the only solution is for men to be more righteous, and that it’s unfair and misogynistic to ask women not to make themselves vulnerable to precisely the sort of men who are least likely to…

When my sister moved to Texas, on like day two a six foot rattlesnake showed up on her doorstep and wouldn’t leave. Eventually they called the police, and a bunch of sheriff’s deputies showed up. They took turns trying to beat it with a shovel to no avail. Eventually they shot it in the head, spattering venom all over…

even drunk party for one?

Just avoid all penises. Especially John Kasich’s.

“Don’t go to parties where there’s a lot of alcohol.”

Women should also avoid spaces where men are likely to be present, because men may strike at any time, especially if provoked. A man who is about to strike will raise himself into an intimidating posture and then shake the rattle on his tail in order to warn away a woman who he sees as a potential target.

Hae was murdered. Adnan and Jay did it / know who did it. There is no other explanation on how her body was recovered.

That show had me asking more questions than it answered. I usually love the woman but I’m not into this season’s Serial. Also, her updates from a hotel room closet are not cute.

They are very trying.

Right? Make them take a mystery pill 3 times a day. Could be placebo. Could be a laxative. Could be an Ambien. Could be an emetic....

Literally my face rn.

That’s just rude.

Ugh, the fucking Try Guys.

Also, I forgot the amazing first day of your period where you (or at least I) pee and poo off one pant size.

Period blood is only part of the whole period experience. Were they forced to use stool softeners to get period shits? What about a cramp machine? What about having to pass blood clots?

Sounds like these guys had the experience of what it’s like to be 12 and not know how to deal with having a period. For real world adulting period having, I’d like for them to suddenly be so tired one day all they want is to nap. Then 2 days later feel like they have to eat every item of food they can find. Then the…