Because if you suck at writing you might be able to distract readers with an “edgy” racial hot take.

Can attest to the coolness of this as this is my current command and I was on board.

Can’t believe you gordon made lightfoot this situation.

Now they’ll have to get out the back up drone.

Hinchcliffe probably didn’t know that F1 in 2012 saw seven different winners in the first seven races. I mean, it happens.

Not quite the same.

1993. Mansell comes after winning the F1 championship. Wins Indy/CART championship as a rookie.

Slight edit: this article is a decent synopsis of the conversation, but is another overblown assessment of what Trump has said/done.

I’m sorry, but telling someone that we’ve got two submarines in an area of 1 million square miles of ocean is kinda nothing to freak out about...
Yellow Sea = 146,719 mi²
Sea of Japan = 377,600 mi²
East China Sea = 482,000 mi²
Sum of ocean near North Korea = 1,006,319 mi²

I’m pretty sure Hamill confirmed that that was at one point the case.

Remember when Jalopnik only had car shit on its homepage, not some article by a fucking goon with a name synonymous with what you would think is a shitty wannabe Atlanta rapper?

Manny Bothans is still alive.

Jar Jar Binks wakes up in his bedroom, turns to Suzanne Pleshette and says, “You-sa wont be believin’ the crazy dream meesa just had!”

You know what it was? It was step one of Liberty holdings new “fan friendly” look at F1. Tweets? Fan interaction? All the shit Bernie hated.

I know it’s trendy to jump on airlines for every little slight and the airlines do make themselves to be a very attractive target. At the same time, folks needs to understand why things are the way they are. When I flew over 200 segments and 200,000 miles a year, I spent a lot of time speaking with airline personnel…

George Foreman wouldn’t have had a problem.

One, the rules are primarily in place to prevent terrorists from using assumed identities. Two, since his 18-year-old son did not check-in, he was a “no-show” and essentially relinquished his “paid-for” seat. Three, this was apparently a sold-out flight, and some adult had paid for and expecting to use that seat. …

Way to be much more informative than the actual article. I think most people already knew that they signified a line underground, but the color scheme is something most don’t.

Darn, I was hoping for an infographic to show what different symbols meant