On the flipside, if you want to experience the absolute WORST s’more on Planet Earth, get one (any flavor) at Hershey’s Chocolate World. I made that mistake a month ago, and I’m still having nightmares about it.

When I was a teen back in the 1960s, before we learned that it “won’t work” I got a series of four injections to desensitize me to urushiol. Before that, exposure to poison ivy was a hideous experience for me. Afterwards, and up to the present, it is a mere annoyance. Believe what you will.

Google Assistant (at least) can take notes. If you keep a device close to your shower (above the curtain/door, at least) and speak up, you can overcome the water noise. Of course, anyone nearby can then hear your evil plans.

They’ve been taking lessons from airlines, it seems.

Drink in the lav.

Some of these would benefit from using an air fryer, which will have a cooking time closer to a microwave than an oven, but still a lot of the oven’s benefits. I’m a recent convert, and am kicking myself for not getting one a long time ago.

Meteors FALL, obviously.

It would have been okay if we’d just let the world end on 9-11.

“While stopped, turn your wheel all the way to the right.”

What’s with the barely-relevant clickbait photo?

Why is that “handy chart” an mp4 file?

Add a generous amount of raw peanuts (shelled, in case it isn’t obvious) to the rice as you start cooking it. Trust me on this: you’ll never again want to do it any other way.

Store it in the freezer.

These all sound like good reasons to make your first trip never. I have an ALDI near my home, and have learned to avoid it like the plague. And I’m sure I would do so even it we didn’t have so many great Korean markets nearby.

You had me until Capri Sun.

I have an Echo Wall Clock 𝘢𝘯𝘥 an Echo Show in my kitchen, and I think they complement each other perfectly.

I have an Echo Wall Clock 𝘢𝘯𝘥 an Echo Show in my kitchen, and I think they complement each other perfectly.

“Vegans” ingest MANY animals with every breath they take, and kill many with every step they take. Don’t get me started with how much animal death results when you poop into water that will be treated. The entire concept is ridiculous, and centuries of attempts to rationalize Buddhist beliefs have been pointless.

Speaking of recycling, my county (Arlington, Virginia) announced today that we can no longer put glass (ANY glass) in our curbside recycling bins—it has to either go in the trash or be lugged to special centers where you sort it yourself. They say that with China’s current restrictions on waste imports, it’s no longer…

Aluminum cans don’t float (at least, not after the air is knocked out of them), and I’d think they’d make pretty decent foundations for fish habitats. Cans FTW!

There’s a book-full of ignorance in your one little rant.