Huh. I use a RAID 6 array in a Synology NAS to back up my photos. I wouldn’t trust AWS with something that important.

Well, if this is where your ethics are, then it’s more efficient to just lie to your potential partner about that operation (vasectomy/tubes tied) that you had years ago.

Hello, I’m here to ruin your life by telling you that you can binge on all of the previous Wordles: https://metzger.media/games/wordle-archive/?levels=select

Followed by “story” if I want to check the other two vowels plus three common consonants.

It’s awe-inspiring how you’ve managed to poll all nav users to find that nobody uses Apple Maps.

The flare will have them doing Crazy Ivans.

Will desert sands dance?

Beware of strange things hiding in corners of that canyon.

But there’s a valuable efficiency to be gained by doing as much of your shopping as possible in one place. Is it really worth your time to go to a separate store because you have a 50¢ coupon?

Fry the eggs on a thin bed of high-quality bacon crumbles (not the dried-out “bacon bits” that are used to destroy salads). I use the Kirkland (Costco) crumbles, but surely there are other good ones. I also mix grated parmesan with the crumbles.

This didn’t answer my (and I’m sure many others’) most burning question: Can I keep it? Am I in legal danger if I don’t report it to the authorities?

I store my ginger in a large container full of moist potting soil, and while the rhizomes initially get smaller (probably as a result of the weird green things that shoot up from the soil), it eventually gets larger, and fresher, than it started. Magic!

“If you have an earthworm compost setup, coffee grounds make great food.”

I understand that our senses of taste and smell are very complex, that different people’s are programmed differently, and that we need to embrace an attitude of vive la différence. But that is objectively disgusting.

You don’t get a 1099 for selling scrap.

Citric acid powder, the cheapest you can find.

I freely give out my phone number. It’s 202-555-1212

“I don’t have kids because my life is more interesting than yours.”

From that label: “try it over vanilla ice cream!” I’m normally pretty experimental with food, but 𝑬𝒘𝒘𝒘!

Great! Now, what is the best way to remove 𝘪𝘤𝘦 from your car windows (inside and out)?