Not quite.

Do not covet thy neighbor’s WiFi.

Which is bad because of what, exactly?

Your loss.

And yet, if you have only one child, s/he has a significant chance of turning out to be a self-centered monster (I know a few too many). We parents just can’t win...

So, this is the polar opposite of sous vide?

Or, don’t be born.

Amazing what a little suck can do for you.

Just use cheap paper towels for everything in the kitchen. We use them for placemats & napkins, then use those for cleanup. And I’ll bet this is at 𝘭𝘦𝘢𝘴𝘵 as eco-friendly as using all that manufactured plastic stuff.

I lived in an apartment that had a garbage disposal, and only used it because it blocked the drain and even small stuff would get stuck if I didn’t run it occasionally. When I later bought a house that had one, I immediately removed it so that the drain would flow smoothly. The only food scraps that go down my drain…

I have visited Japan numerous times, and have never experienced any problem from being my normal American self. I have also lived in Hawaii, and have seen a gazillion Japanese tourists being their normal Japanese selves with no issues. Japanese and Americans have long been used to each other and our various…

If I squint when I read “Tesla”, I see “Edsel”.

It’s too late for me to check that, as I’ve already worked out the problem (detailed in another comment somewhere around here).

You can turn off autorenew in the Nintendo Online settings, though it’s hard to find (no doubt deliberately).

The free signup for Twitch Prime 𝗗𝗢𝗘𝗦 work (see my longer comment below), it just doesn’t work the way Amazon’s help page instructions say it will (you have to brave your way through a signup process that says you’re going to be charged $12.99/mo after a one-month trial). Amazon made a mistake in their…

“fucking liar” - overreact much?

None of the above. I am a long-time, primary, full-price Amazon Prime member. And I see only a “Try Twitch Prime” button, which says that it is going to charge me after a 30-day trial. I have registered for a Twitch account, which changes nothing whatsoever.

Bait and Twitch.

Well, it definitely IS the case in the U.S. I wasted 30 precious minutes of my life trying to claim this “free” offer, only to discover that it is complete BS.

Geese are the current incarnation of velociraptors. Look it up!