Carson Wentz will win Super Bowl MVP this year, fuck you.

that's funny since most of the time people call Cubs fans rich bro's from the suburbs, which is it?

Very disrespectful to the military.

You’d think a guy bragging about building a wall could manage a few curtains.

“The next time I see you, you could be the president of the United States,” Fallon noted, a smooth, untroubled expression on his face.

Jesus, that’s not even close to the point.

I like to scope out ATMs and murder the NPCs that sometimes use them,

I’m still pissed I can’t eat (rob) at a Clunkin’ Bell or Burger Shot.

your problem is not with dogs but with homeless people looks like.

All I can say is thank CHRIST they penalized that one guy for jumping up and down after his team scored a touchdown. We need to keep that sort of behavior in check.

I can’t wait until we get a full report on the exact posture of every player during the Anthem. These are exciting times.

In that case, great! The Ice Bucket challenge raised quite a bit of money and awareness, and there have been some pretty serious breakthroughs in ALS research because of that.

“We don’t want Megan Rapinoe to cause a scene, so we’re going to cause a scene.”

People want “ethical” clothing but recoil when they see the prices. I know I do.

We removed quite a few comments on this post; we don’t usually do that but it’s a very slow evening and several of these were rather mean-spirited. I would assume these are what our guy here was responding to.

I’d pay $100 just to see Obama, for once, answer a question about one of these inane ‘controversies’ with the “Jesus, who the fuck CARES?” that it deserves.

you are a dumbass

I’m just going to say this:

Carol

I’m going to get stoned and eat tacos.