Download an app called Pocket Casts. Thank me later, because it’s the best one to use.

Cowboy with the flag looks like a robotic Bull Murray

I work in a packaging plant for Wrigley candy. If I turn my chair around this is my view of the production floor through my window. Also, I don’t know how to flip the photo as I’m not sure why it uploaded sideways.

Maybe it makes me a cunt, because I’m all about making sure a bride and groom have the best day ever, but fuck that if I’m shaving my facial hair completely off for a day of their pleasure.

I’ll never forget the Johnny Knox injury. It’s still difficult to watch replay’s of it on YouTube. Maybe not life threatening, but easily the worst hit I personally have ever seen.

I would trade back the Cubs winning the World Series and suffer for another 100+ years if we could just go back and have a re-do.

Now THIS is my kind of reporting. The kind I neve rknew I needed until it was right in front of me.

HE HAS RISEN

The fact that turn signals appear to be non-existant in any of these types of games always blew my mind.

Ha! You think we start our drugs that late in the season?!

Obviously pneumonia. Check his birth certificate next too......oh wait, wrong article. My bad, everyone!

Kurt Schilling’s Facebook Lock of the Week is both the best thing in today’s article and the worst thing ever.

They can pipe the anthem 24 hours straight for all I care if the Bears finish 10-6. C’mon, baby!

Saw it on my PS4 version this past weekend. Seems like a lot of fun, except I encountered no one in the lobbies when I tried to join a game.

I heard somewhere on some podcast (obviously a legit source with my memory here) that if you SMELL something in one way or another, that’s a particle of whatever it is you smell entering your nostrils. That means when you smell shit, you’re inhaling a small amount of shit. Imagine THAT in your coffee.

Well shit, someone asked my question about Drew’s book. In other news, my avatar is a picture of my dogs face photo shopped onto an Ewok. Bet you can’t even tell.

I recently bought Drew’s book The Postmortal and have fallen in love with reading it. Have any of you read his newest book coming out? Rank it 1-10 for me please. Don’t be shy.