Too many onions in my office at the moment...

Isn't being a high priced escort kind of a step up from being the 3rd trophy wife of sentient Cheeto-fart cloud, Donald Trump?

The wall just got ten feet taller, you two

Exactly what I thought. Her entire marriage has been one long escort service call.

Because when you want hard-hitting perspective about how the world really works, you go to a 24 year old blond who's putting together an audition reel for a sweet FoxNews gig.

Buying in Wrigleyville is your own damn fault. This is asinine.

It's a good thing they've been banned from the place they didn't go to. Otherwise they might have not gone there again.

WHY ISN’T YOUR HAND OVER YOUR HEART? DON’T YOU KNOW PEOPLE DIED FOR YOU TO BE ABLE TO COMPETE IN THE OLYMPICS? WHY DO YOU HATE AMERICA SO MUCH? IF YOU DON’T LIKE IT HERE YOU SHOULD JUST LEAVE!!!111 AAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH

It would likely be proof that we are, in fact, living in a simulated virtual reality.

Correction:

Charlotte.‏@charlotteirene8

Anonymity allows people to show their racist, hateful asses? It’s almost like we’re talking about the internet instead of the NFL.

I don’t think this necessarily offers hope for humanity, but I wouldn’t say it’s just basic decency for a guy who went to the school expecting to be fawned over by excited kids to instead sit down with a lonely, awkward boy who probably didn’t even know who he was.

This right here. Yep.

Marine here again. I can’t stand how conflated “the flag” has become with “the military.” I also can’t stand the knee-jerk “patriots” whose default position toward the military is genuflection, and anyone who fails to bend the knee is shunned. These are not the hallmarks of a free society.

A side question: At what point did “Support the Troops” morph into “Worship the Military?”

They also lost more games, too. 61 so far.

No love for Google play music?

Lol you could do this with almost any fucking American city.

I cannot believe I didn’t think of this.