Cool story, bro.

This was GTAV’s biggest disappointment IMO. I’ve never been able to get into online and all I wanted was more heists with Trevor, Michael and Franklin.

These guys are doing good work. I’ll be extra excited when they find any single player DLC!

Caramelized onions are way too much work for the end result. Like I’ve got time and the desire to stand there in front of my stove with the burner on low for 8 days waiting for that friggin’ onion to hit just the right shade of brown.

Shit. Let me try again then:

This same thing happened at a large mall in Raleigh on Saturday. The whole place was locked down and evacuated after “shots were fired.” Multiple witnesses claim to have heard gunshots, there is audio of it, but there are no victims or suspects. Very strange.

Officers singled out Al-Matar allegedly because of her “suspicious behavior”, which included “walking at a brisk pace, in a determined manner.”

I’m on board with one of the commenters in the article. I just want to see giant, dinosaur-like creatures. Sure, I’ve sen some relatively large ones already, animals about the side of an elephant or so, but nothing apatosaurus-like and definitely nothing giant sand worm/snake-like. haha.

And that, boys and girls, is how Patricia's inbox got flooded with dickpics.

“If this game doesn’t contain the exact thing I saw precisely once, in a trailer made 3 years ago, I’m going to be so upset!”

I love how everyone just want everything all at once. The game has been out for 2 fucking days! Chill the fuck out.

Clinton better win by a goddamned landslide.

This is too much. This has really, really gone too far.

MURDER LOL IDK

The other thing that Rami doesn’t really cover is the marketing & distribution requirements - once a release date has been set, this juggernaut lurches into life and starts barrelling down the retail highway. So in addition to worries about getting through certification, there also has to be considered the necessity…

It’s harmless jingoism and harmless jingo-ism is the best kind of jingoism. Generally nobody dies.

The real problems come when you can’t separate “We beat you in swimming” with “We’re invading your country next week.”

He entered thirteen hundredths of a second behind and handed off to the next leg a full second ahead. In a distance that is usually decided by those hundreths. The guys a swimming god.

I’m beginning to understand why countries break apart and civil wars happen, because I really, really don’t want to live in the same country as these people.

It is my hope that I will have a similar attitude towards my marriages.