I can see the fedora in this post...

2016 is a fucking mess, Patricia.

A new contender for best shrug in Chicago sports history?

Thats 100 dollars too much

Thats 100 dollars too much

Haha. Enjoy those dusty ass rings. They’re antiques.

I fell hard for Tim last night, his running gag with the whole “Believe me” was dually incredible because it was an extremely calculated move to incite Trumps rage by consistently mocking him, but he still came off as that dad who gives you a box of condoms when you go off to college so you are prepared. I mean maybe…

Jesus, there are 7 more terrible teams before we even get to the Bears. They can’t even suck right.

Ehhhhh, I mean all the photos are from the event they’re covering — the nomination — and Hillary Clinton wasn’t there. So kinda hard to get a photo of her. The USA Today one looks terrible.

The Wave is fun.

This one time this lady in front of me in the “12 Items or Fewer” lane (don’t even get me started on stores that say “12 Items or Less,” those fucking wretches) had way more than 12 things. And not like 15 or 16 where you could reasonably be like “Whoops, I didn’t realize how much I had...sorry!” She had more than…

YAY! Americans aren’t the only people in the world who don’t give a shit about studying other major countries culture and history!

I want to poke it with a stick.

Oh great, jellyfish have learned how to post internet comments.

This is the least fun thing anyone has ever said.

Aside from what others have said, on the Lowe Post a few times he’s made a point of saying something like “we can refer to my old boss by his name: Bill Simmons. He was great to work for and he’s my friend.” Maybe it’s just posing, but the first or second time he said it he sounded genuinely annoyed by the idea that…

Probably about 60% of NBA conversations between me and my friend.

#ThanksTrump!

I like how Tiffany is talking about what a great dad Trump is, yet the caption underneath reads “Grew up in Los Angeles, raised mostly by her Mom”

Plus this one: