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I honestly don’t understand why anyone would subject themselves to this when you can buy it digitally without leaving home. I also recently turned 40, and I am fighting to reduce the amount of physical things I own, not add to them. To each their own I guess. 

If they’re trying to slow me down with curvy roads, they’re doing it wrong.

This definitely is not unique to the south. Stuff that goes on the curb here in Chicagoland is gone in a couple days, regardless of whether it’s busted or not.

As a black man, I’ve been to heavy metal shows, and the stereotyped “devil worshipers” were some of the nicest people. I mention being black because I was wearing a Metallica T-shirt at the local cars and coffee, and this older white man looks at me and said “wow, I never would have thought you liked Metallica”, and

Good luck getting through dark territory 

With FU money why not take to the skys in a luxury bl̶i̶m̶p̶ derigible? 
Nothing says,” I’m above you all.” like being above everyone...literally.

I like your style, but I would prefer old-fashioned luxury to the modern kind. Those old-school Pullman cars were beautiful. Definitely want good Internet though.

Seems like UberEats needs to Tweek their system, but I wouldn’t wait on bated meth. 

I accidentally drove the wrong car once. My wife screamed the entire way home. It was only after I pulled in to the garage that I realized I wasn’t married.

To me the Corvette’s single biggest appeal is that it’s traditionally offered Ferrari/Porsche performance at a much lower cost. I know sticker is like $140k or something, but it’s bizarre to me that anyone is willing to pay well over $200k for one. You’re actually in new Ferrari territory at that point. At $140k yes,

One pedal away from me caring 

Honorable mention for my 1978 BMW R100S motorcycle and apart from rust my 1978 VW Scirocco was a fun car.

I smell mold, from flooding on this one.

I thank you for “Lincoln Park Trixies.” Learning stuff like this is why I haven’t quite quit on the internet!

Those are California plates (newly issued as it starts with a 9) and the license plate frame is from a Washington dealership.  This thing came from an auction I’d bet.

You need to get that fixed while you still can.

Sorry, man.

I hate when they steal my clutch pedal!

Oh, and it feels like every 100 yards there is a billboard with Brian Urlacher’s face on it. In his post-NFL career he now shills for a men’s hair restoration company.

There are also a couple of other factors that could have dictated the size limitation of this ride.
1. Was this ride already implemented in Japan? If so, it could have been originally designed for the 5-95 percentile of the Japanese population which is statistically much smaller than the US population and then carried