This is bizarre! Normally, it’s Richard Hammond who crashes.

Qanon warned us about the danger of groomers.

Hey Jalopnik! More articles like this.

I’ve been saying for a while now that our recycling programs are a dumpster fire...

Sweet! Now I can buy a 2018 4Runner with 60K miles for only $3000 more than the original owner paid for it!

It's a new product you have to expect some bugs 

When you’re making martinis for Michelle O, they better be straight up vodka that’s only heard about vermouth but has never met it. Michelle don’t fuck around with no weak drinks.

That’s why when it happens at our chevy dealership...we replace everything.

Given the description of all the potential damage to fuel pumps, DPF, etc., I wonder if any of this will be disclosed when this press car is finally sold as a used car.

Mark my words, it’s going to weigh five thousand pounds, be over $70,000 and everyone here is going to hate it.

Wait, so it could be a LOT of fun if you have a sports car that’s inexpensive, fun at legal speed, and comes with decent fuel economy? I could think of only one car that fits all of the above.

As a Jalop tourist I am disappointed there are no pics of the Bug.

That’s urine from the last passenger.

Large speed differentials are dangerous and there are studies to back that up. 

I was on a rollercoaster when my mom called, and I just knew when I got off the ride she was gonna be pissed I didn’t answer. Maybe Apple can add “Sorry, on roller coasterrrrrrrrrrr!” to the list of pre-written responses.

True, but you seem to be conveniently forgetting or omitting quite a few things:

My puns always come in handy.

Did the corgi scream, “And THAT’S FOR THE BLITZ” while hate-fucking the Daschund?

The top center one is a stroke of genius. 

Holy shit. Ariel is building the car that all 7 year olds inside of us has always wanted.