Becky would also be acceptable

Here ya go...

Krikey, that’s criminal! Nobody should ever act like that. Hopefully someone will sit him down and tell him to film in landscape next time.

Whoa, there! That’s overreacting. Making him wash everyone’s cars is a little extreme.

Pretty much describes Infiniti as a company right now. 

Totally unrelated, but I named my fantasy football team after your Kinja handle and I got 2nd place.

Humble?

I mean the Japanese do have a long history of that

People who actually have the authority to say what something is and isn’t:

Race. Car. Bed.

ITT: Millennials acting like they’re the first people to ever have to face crushing student loan debt, disruptive technology, and a crap economy and job market while being condescended to by previous generations.

This sounds like one of those cases where two guys were talking at the bar and one of them said, “Hey, did you know the engine bay of a Caddy is almost the same length and width as the entire back half of an Integra?”

Bicycles are also mid-engined

I know. It’s missing a JDM front clip.

This is required, obviously.

Pressing the clutch pedal in with your left foot, while simultaneously moving a gear lever with your right/left hand is the only description of a manual transmission that I will accept.

That’s the last time I feed my manifold Taco Bell...

It’s his own fault. If he lived in the US, he wouldn’t have had health insurance so he couldn’t have had surgery. Problem solved.

It’s a functional rally beast and a zero f’s trollmobile all in one. Everything that is wrong about it is so right. And it is BROWN. This vehicle is the hero Jalopnik both deserves and needs.