He makes Chris Christie “clean the Jersey turnpike” for him.

It’s just another doe for you and me in paradise.

Obviously 

I read the title and the first thought was the 04 to 08 TL. And then I saw the lead picture. Glad to see we’re on the same page Tom!

Rare to see one in decent shape, but always thought these looked BA

Chuck Norris wishes he was Chuck Yeager.

Saw a bumper sticker a while ago:
“I’d rather push an Alfa than drive a Golf.”

...the family plans to use the car as a generator...

I don’t condone greed, but I also am not one who thinks it’s my job to tell Jeff Bezos what to do with his money. 

Pretty sure this build started with, “hold my molson, eh”

Go ahead and grab their wive’s pussys too. Its cool.  You won’t hurt them.  No harm done. 

I agree.

“Can, battery, tailight”

Hell of a ticket. I doubt he’ll be able to dodge this in court.

Peugeot 405, widebody 911, C4...This is an inaccurate model of Florida man

Max Speed for the Skyraider is 322 at 18,000', and I am sure that is with the wastegate on the turbo screwed all the way down.

I really don’t like how it looks with the spoiler extended, CP

Look, I’m gonna be honest with you. Considering that it’s been through so many owners in such a short period of time, I’m suspecting that some work will need to be done. I’m looking for a project, not a basket case. With that in mind, I feel I’m not out of line in offering you *checks glove box*, 13 crumpled dollars,…