Nothing you've said here is true.

All of these things are fair and rational requests to make. Can't see any reason anyone would have a problem with any of them.

You listen to Dan Carlin too?

Or Carmello's Knicks.

HAHA.

Ya I know obvious, but come on wouldn't you?

The blazing sword is a good point but I must counter with: Which one of the two has Aircraft carriers for arms? I think you see where this is going.

In your scenario, the monk would be at the same place (just above halfway) at the same time (12:59 and 30 seconds) quite happily. You're trying too hard to focus on a particular spot (halfway) and the differing times the monk arrives there. And you're forgetting that time is continuous.

irrelevant .

seriously? Of course there's only 1. The point of thinking about it as 2 monks on the same day is to point out that they must cross paths... Therefore there must be a point and time that the monk is in the same spot on both days...

Still gets to the same point at the same time (0.35 of the way up at a bit after 3pm, in this case) even though I accidently went back down the hill on the way up.

if there were two monks. One starting at the top, the other starting at the bottom, they must cross at some point.

I completely and wholeheartedly agree. There is a lot of vitriol in the comments on this and a lot of it is assumptive, with many black and white absolutes. Some of the proof some people posted about IM exchanges he's had are feminists shouting at him, while he tries to have discourse and explain his grammatical…

I was walking to my car to drive home after high school. For some reason, I was barefoot. I can't recall why exactly. But as I headed to my car I stepped in a huge pile of dog shit. It was gross, but without anything to wipe off the dog shit right at that moment I thought it could wait. I got in the car and began…

Honorable Mention: The Bush Administration decides to use a source so unreliable he was nicknamed "Curveball" as their main justification for invading Iraq.

I like this video to put it all into perspective...

my favorite parts of season 3&4 are the Dinobots..........

Anyone who finds the play call bizarre, or needs a conspiracy theory to explain it, simply does not know Pete Carroll. This is his bag, baby. This is the guy who passed for a touchdown with 6 seconds remaining in the first half, when the conventional wisdom is to kick the field goal every time. This is the guy who…

Parents do not own their children. That's just a really weird and disturbing way of looking at parenthood. It's also not all that backed up by law or logic. I can sell my tv on Craigslist and yet those who have tried to do the same with children have found that the law frowns upon it and will put them in jail for it.…

Maybe the answer is to remove all women from fighting games, to prevent this from ever happening again.