I'm getting really sick of action movie reboots. That said, I will be first in line to buy tickets for a remake of Timecop starring a Rhino that can do martial arts.

I don't think they can use pictures of Roger Goodell without league approval. (/jk)

Sherman and hot air can be a deadly combination. Just ask the residents of Atlanta

the only thing that changes over time is that the man onscreen begins to express remorse over some of the women and children he killed

Lets not forget how he bravely defended the Superdome against Al Qaeda.

On most teams-maybe most important job outside of head coach-was the ball boy in charge of rubbing down footballs. Getting them just right.

and gave a bunch of money to Mitt Romney's campaign.

Of course Curt Schilling isn't gonna listen to a bunch of old geezer sportswriters. Why would he start paying attention to fossils now?

Yes, that incredibly awful punishment of being called a racist and receiving a billion dollars for a business you paid 12.5 million for in 1981 and ran poorly for three decades.

That is a completely irrelevant comparison. He had to sell an organization with a large number of black employees because his racist asshattery finally became too much for the parent organization to bear. Any owner of any professional sports team in America would be subject to similar punishment if that person did…

You're conflating evolutionary physiology and evolutionary psychology. There is a difference.

Wow, it must be so nice for Idina Menzel to be established enough that she doesn't have to sing all the notes right anymore. As a young singer trying to establish myself as a professional, I would never ever ever ever ever dream of singing only 75% of the notes right. While in school, and doing young artist programs…

Not sure if there was a typo in your comment, but I'm a Latina who "cannot handle" when Hispanic/Latino is not considered a race.

Was the "joke" the part where you misused "pouring" ?? Because that was hilarious!

Sleazeball though he was, Nixon seems almost statesmanlike if you compare him with his party's current leadership.

It's a lot of hullabaloo about a punch to caneck.

It's not a surprise seeing as all of the top Republican brass worked for/with the Nixon administration at one time or another.

Let us not forget the role Trick Dick played in the early years of HUAC.

also great ft shooter

That's why I'd rather have a Kyle Katarn sort-of character. He was a jedi, cause he had force powers and a lightsaber inherited from his father, but he never acted like it, because he'd been a mercenary most of his life.