Once, when I was about five, my mom packed some raisins in my lunch. Actually, not some, but the entire one pound box because she ran out of baggies. Being raised to not waste food, I ate the entire box. and consequently puked all over the daycare lunch table with the other kids sitting there. And then was berated by…

I do eggs and avocado all the time. Is there more to this?

I once ate an entire wedge of brie knowing damn well it was brie

I had a spacey friend in high school who had gone to an Italian restaurant and been served bread and olive oil for the first time. She became obsessed with it, and one night we were at another friends house and she came down the stairs eating the very same concoction, or so we thought. Upon entering the kitchen, I…

Once at my cousin’s wedding, after a few beers during the cocktail hour, I made my way over to a bowl of what I thought were Wasabi peanuts. After popping a couple in my mouth, I realized it was a bowl for Olive pits. Awesome. Killed all the germs with copious amounts of alcohol.

My older brother (we were both teens) once reheated and ate a two-cup microwaveable container of what he thought was mashed potatoes and gravy, only to discover afterward that it was just gravy. He had diarrhea for several days and I laughed at him. It’s not as funny now that I see it written.

Let me begin by saying that I’m very non-adventurous when it comes to food - meat and potatoes and I’m good thank you. Years and years ago my girlfriend (whom I was living with) had me try some dim-sum and I quite liked it. Meat in a bun!

My little sister was five years old when she accompanied my grandmother to one of her art shows. About halfway through, little sis walked up to grandma and says, “Mamaw, this lemonade is gross.” It was what was left of her second glass of champagne.

They hired Viola Davis:

Also making her younger makes her less powerful. She should be somebody who didn’t get where she is today without making hard choices. If she’s young, the life experience is not there.

What I love most about that Justice League clip with Waller & Batman; is that after the conversation is done Batman walks out the door - no theatrics, no smokescreen, or distract/disappear tricks - nope, dude is so shaken he skips the theatrics and simply walks out.

But then the game would be called Witchers of Temeria, where you can be any witcher wondering the world starting as an young recruit whom no one knows your name following the foot steps of The legendary Witcher Geralt. Building your legend in the world during the second conjunction of the spheres.

Well, he sure got quiet.

I loved the Transformers growing up. Even still watch the old 80’s cartoon on occasion and collect the odd toy here and there and yet, I still can’t bring myself to like these movies. Hell, they even took some of the best plots from the show and managed to butcher them.

Every. Stinking. Transformers. Movie. I had to take my visiting little kids to … does it matter? It was noisy, stupid, stupid as fuck, loud, fucking stupid and good lord what the fuck is all this stupid on screen? I’ve tried to give I think the first one or two a fair hearing. No. Still stupid and loud. I hate these…

I am just NOT gonna watch that movie.

The Matrix sequels. I felt dumb because I didn’t get it - until I realized they were just bad.

I have gotten countless vaginal ultrasounds in the last 3 years, and not once have they EVER had to “sexually stimulate” me in order to get the scan. Like, at all. Like AT ALL. It would go right in, without anything inappropriate or awkward, beyond me apologizing that my body is always like, “haha no not again” and…

This whole thing is horrifying, but what the holy hell is happening with this sentence in particular?

counterpoint - I’m a conservative and have the intellectual wherewithal to understand that anyone who denies climate change is a soulless lackey, has been living under a rock and therefore unfamiliar with the term, and/or a god damn idiot.