Once, when I was about five, my mom packed some raisins in my lunch. Actually, not some, but the entire one pound box because she ran out of baggies. Being raised to not waste food, I ate the entire box. and consequently puked all over the daycare lunch table with the other kids sitting there. And then was berated by…

I do eggs and avocado all the time. Is there more to this?

I once ate an entire wedge of brie knowing damn well it was brie

I had a spacey friend in high school who had gone to an Italian restaurant and been served bread and olive oil for the first time. She became obsessed with it, and one night we were at another friends house and she came down the stairs eating the very same concoction, or so we thought. Upon entering the kitchen, I…

Once at my cousin’s wedding, after a few beers during the cocktail hour, I made my way over to a bowl of what I thought were Wasabi peanuts. After popping a couple in my mouth, I realized it was a bowl for Olive pits. Awesome. Killed all the germs with copious amounts of alcohol.

My older brother (we were both teens) once reheated and ate a two-cup microwaveable container of what he thought was mashed potatoes and gravy, only to discover afterward that it was just gravy. He had diarrhea for several days and I laughed at him. It’s not as funny now that I see it written.

Let me begin by saying that I’m very non-adventurous when it comes to food - meat and potatoes and I’m good thank you. Years and years ago my girlfriend (whom I was living with) had me try some dim-sum and I quite liked it. Meat in a bun!

My little sister was five years old when she accompanied my grandmother to one of her art shows. About halfway through, little sis walked up to grandma and says, “Mamaw, this lemonade is gross.” It was what was left of her second glass of champagne.

But then the game would be called Witchers of Temeria, where you can be any witcher wondering the world starting as an young recruit whom no one knows your name following the foot steps of The legendary Witcher Geralt. Building your legend in the world during the second conjunction of the spheres.

Well, he sure got quiet.

I have gotten countless vaginal ultrasounds in the last 3 years, and not once have they EVER had to “sexually stimulate” me in order to get the scan. Like, at all. Like AT ALL. It would go right in, without anything inappropriate or awkward, beyond me apologizing that my body is always like, “haha no not again” and…

This whole thing is horrifying, but what the holy hell is happening with this sentence in particular?

counterpoint - I’m a conservative and have the intellectual wherewithal to understand that anyone who denies climate change is a soulless lackey, has been living under a rock and therefore unfamiliar with the term, and/or a god damn idiot.

Because of earlier policy that suspended liberal staffers for making political statements? Did you not see the big link in the middle of the story? Oh my god Esteban, HAVE YOU GONE BLIND?!?!?

I used to hate on him pretty hard, but then I caught the Rockets-Bucks game in Milwaukee earlier this year. Went to twenty games this season, and he had the single-sweetest move I saw the whole year. Bucks challenging late, the Rockets need a bucket. I can’t remember who was guarding him, let’s say Brandon Knight, and…

I love this thread.

You can move into the space next to my car rental agency, which offers four sizes of vehicles: hybrid, Toyota, diesel, and red.

No, it makes perfect sense. They also serve Chili (chips with melted cheese and guacamole), hot dogs (round patties of ground beef on a round bun), and turkey sandwiches (sandwiches made with ham).

Starbucks has positively sensible naming conventions compared to a beer bar I worked in. Instead of listing the ounces, they named the four sizes pilsner, draught, tall boy, and hofbrau, which were 12, 18, 26, and 38 ounces respectively.The first of these is a type of beer, the middle two are serving styles that do…

I’d be so much more into this game if I could create my character...Geralt is so generic to me.