On appeal, it will probably be knocked down to two, with Roger Goodell getting prima nocta on Gisele for one night.

Knock your wife unconscious in an elevator and your team goes out of its way to not fully investigate: 2 games, no repercussions for the team

Do you guys have some focus group results that suggests people outside your office care as much about Bill Simmons as you all apparently do?

im kind of confused. what does this have to do with bill simmons

If by more you mean less, sure.

The guy to take a late round flyer on is Ryan Williams.

Look at the numbers. Any trade for Peterson would put the Cowboys over the cap. Signing Dez to a long term deal will lower his number this year, but still wouldnt be enough. Too much dead money. And the Vikings wont just give him up for nothing. Cowboys wont give up a high draft pick for him i dont think.

As a Cowboys fan living in Northern California I have watched a lot of Raiders games over the years and I have to say that McFadden never had even an average NFL o-line in front of him. Im excited to see what he can do behind what might be an all-time line. Of course there's still the question of his durability but…

That would have required, like real editing and, you know, capable writing staff and all. That’s too hard to do with marketing interns and “Joe the AV guy”, evidently.

The talent system is a great example of something frustrating with Blizzard lately. They have this laser focus on their design goals, but pursue them without regard for the effect they have on the game. For example, the talent system. Is the current system more balanced? Sure. Does it avoid the illusion-of-choice…

The new talent tree is far more interesting than the old one. The old talent trees had the illusion of choice but realistically you had to have a certain build to be effective. The new one actually has choices to make as each tier has no objectively better talent(generally and even if there is a better one it’s…

What the fuck goes on at Boy Scout camps

I agree in terms of “Batmans”, however, Michael Keaton is the supreme “Bruce Wayne”

Kawhi Leonard comes back with a vengeance, Clips get tight at home and can’t buy a jumper, Spurs bench outscores Clips bench by 30. Spurs win by double digits.

Good Lord, the only thing worse that the Unofficial Narrator is the Unofficial Narrator with the Sconnie accent.

sure, but the real issue is WHY DID HE WANT TO TERRAFORM A PLANET THAT GAVE HIS PEOPLE SUPERPOWERS?!!? sure the atmosphere makes you dizzy for a few minutes but then- superpowers. how is this a bad thing? maybe it’s bad for the young, but Super Jesus arrived as a baby and he was fine. Maybe it makes them infertile? Oh…

“Where can we get that soundtrack?” - Nookie Thompson

I never understood why he wanted to Kryptoform Earth when he (and his followers) had the powers of a god here. Yes, Earth’s atmosphere was poisonous to Kryptonians, but Hope Man got used to it over time, so I assume Zod & Co. would have as well.

Also why would he Kryptoform earth, not only humans would have welcomed advanced tech, his people would have had superpowers too. Win win for both,

General Zod had no reason to Kryptoform Earth. There are at least 2 planets in this solar system that would have suited his needs and Super Jesus, as well as humanity would probably have gone along with it. The movie should have been over 5 minutes after Super Jesus showed up on his ship. And don’t justify this…