Buy a gun. Buy ammunition. Load it. Put it in your mouth (after removing Trumps cock) and pull the trigger. Oh, but take out your family first. 

New Orleans is a gross place where gross people go to do gross things. Don't at me with your food, gumbo is like 45 percent shrimp turds and sausage grease. 

I’ve only seen one maga dunce cap in the wild and I happened to be in uniform which is something I try to avoid in public for many reasons. He was young and stupid like the kid in the photo up there and he thanked me for my service.

This is a B+ parody of a masshole, needs more references to Sully, J-Bug and jerking off to that one scene in “The Karate Kid”

Jesus Tapdancing Christ.

As a Cowboys fan, I approve of this statement.

My family is from Idaho and I can tell you their black person is in excellent shape