As always, read the original source material. It's a damn fine book. The reveal as to why Butcher hates supers is stunning. 

I'm curious to see how they handle Herogasm.

I’m cool with that, as long as Dallas doesn’t win one with Jones still alive.

Only eat where you see other Mexicans eating first. Our people will always find each other first.

The joke’s on him if he thinks he’s going to get a stadium anywhere near downtown Austin. The last team in Austin played at a high school football stadium located in a flood plain. Needless to say, it has flooded twice in the last five years. Besides, there is no room in downtown Austin. They can’t go north or south…

I used to work in a commercial photo lab back in the day. In all the millions of rolls we developed, I only saw this stuff twice. We knew what it was the moment we saw it. In both cases, it wasn’t overtly sexual stuff, but looking at it made your skin crawl.

Because, Houston.

It always seemed that the Jedi would find these force sensitive kids and then pressure their parents into letting them go to Coruscant. What if you were “that kid” and you didn’t want to go be a warrior? What if you wanted to be a pilot or a smuggler or a bounty hunter who just happened to be be really good because…

2x3=6

The school will not pay for any diagnosis, but they can work on it once it has been documented. Parents have to be proactive when dealing with this. And it takes time. Last year, we started the process for one child and because of his parents’ reluctance, it took ALL year before we were able to offer services. The…

They call it “forgiveness” because that’s what they do. Think of a deathbed confession: you were an absolute piece of @#*! your whole life, but you get to go to Heaven because you confessed and accepted Jesus at the last moment.

Years ago, my company was asked to make bunch of headshots for an MTV show and they would give us “free advertising in the credits.” We pointed out that the credits were reduced size and sped up and “who would see that?”

The only way he could have gotten out of this would be that the next number called after the escort service was one digit off and a legitimate contact. Otherwise, you know...

If she was older (closer to 18), there are video production companies that would come calling with “opportunities”. As a parent, you wonder how it managed to get this far in the first place.

My brother saw the same show at The Backroom in Austin, TX. he said the same thing.

You don’t have a Kluwe.

We all know that Batman is not normal on any level, but I do remember one story (perhaps in the ElseWorlds series) where it showed Batman driving through McDonald’s (or the Gotham City equivalent) and buying coffee. He paid with a hundred dollar bill and told the clerk to keep the change. He was getting coffee because…

The only good version of this song is the one sung by the Muppets. All others suck.

If sing and dance dad makes money on that garbage, then Jebus help us all.

Penn Gillette may be the exception to the rule only because he does Magic (confetti throw!)