I guess I figured after all that work, there’d be a side-by-side with a PS4 scaled reference the disk drive slot.

I don’t feel like this is a hot take at all. It’s a reasonable opinion.

Coming in with the hot take that’s going to piss a lot of people off, but fuck it -

Thus, I will make this argument upfront: The only way for Brooklyn Nine-Nine to make any sort of coherent narrative sense is for its characters to quit their jobs as cops and become social workers before the show ends.

This makes you the opposite of cynical.

Maybe I’m cynical, but I have trouble believing that we, as a society, can function without any sort of policing whatsoever. If the ultimate answer is that caring about serving your community effectively and justly means resigning from serving as a police officer, doesn’t that just mean that the only police officers…

The basic idea here is that the show is about good people, and we want to see them do good things. I’d like to think that being a good person and an American cop aren’t mutually exclusive.

Yeah, your opinion might not be too popular around here but honestly, Tracy’s next door neighbors have good reason to be fed up with that crap. Having a stash of 10+ cars that look like they should be in the junk yard is something you can do when you live out in the sticks where no one cares what your driveway looks…

Just bear in mind, fellow readers, that if David Tracy has a fire sale, the operative word is, “Fire” and not, “Sale”

Buy a cheap shed, push each vehicle into it for one day every two weeks.

Good for them. I’d hate to live next to a junkyard too.

So what I’m hearing is that you can’t stop...

Right?? There’s a real body-horror dimension to Bugsnax that I think most people are sleeping on. It’s disturbing.

And cute. Unspeakably cute.

Of course the people who made Octodad would also have a great theme song for their next game. I don't know what it is, but I'll be there

This is the most disturbing horror game I’ve ever seen.

BostonDynamics.com says the payload capacity is 14 kg. That’s almost 31 lbs. An M60E4 short barrel machine gun weighs 22.5 lbs. Leaves 8.5 lbs for ammo and mounting hardware. 100 rounds of 7.62 mm ammo weighs 5.6 lbs.

The last thing you see before it rips you to shreds. 

If you swap the priority of the second and third laws, you make the robots much more useful, and wreck most of Asimov’s stories. ;-P

Three laws should do it right? That should take care of all contingencies with no misinterpretations.

It is more likely that people will start having sex with it first.