Not with that attitude you don’t. You always have the option of setting it on fire, just look at that Wendy’s in Atlanta.

But we’ve gotten 60,000 trouble-free miles from it, despite my utter contempt for the CVT.

The 2013 Cherokee is hideous. And not just because of the lights—that front overhang is, especially from the side, horrid.

Sadly I just got a call from a Nissan dealer that my 2020 Rogue is ready to pick up. This is a work vehicle, so I don’t really have the option of setting it on fire.
 
I’ve whined about this before, I’m being forced to give up my 2018 Subaru Outback.   Pray for me.

While certainly not for most Jalops, the Rogue is an entirely competent appliance which gets my wife to and from work through crappy unplowed Albany roads. The AWD lock button even gets her out of a plowed-in-a-snowbank situation. I know there is a lot of (justifiable) hate for it. But we’ve gotten 60,000 trouble-free…

The Aztec wasn’t ugly, it was just early.

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Come on Zack. Buy me bonestorm or go to hell!

I’ve always been a little surprised we haven’t seen at least semi-realized, in-game versions of Bonestorm, Lee Carvallo’s Putting Challenge, Video Boxing, Panamanian Strongman, Escape from Grandma’s House, or My Dinner With Andre.

You couldn’t provide a link to the actual game?

Is it too much to ask that you link to the game/website/news article in your posts?

Mmm.. no. The traffic stop is a far too effective tool at catching criminals that would have otherwise slipped through the cracks.
Pro-tip for Serial Killers: if you have a literal body in the trunk, don’t drive around with a busted taillight, blow through stop signs or do anything but follow all rules of the road.

When I was younger, my grandfather said something that really stuck with me. He was talking about how the police are really trained and specialized in tackling potentially dangerous investigative work, but made to do all kinds of other stuff. They’re trained for drug busts, murder investigations, that sort of thing.…

This is one of the most idiotic articles ever posted on Jalopnik.

This is fine overall, but really glosses over drunk driving. A drunk on the road needs to be removed from the road as quickly as possible. Yes, you can take measures to give them options that keep them off the road in the first place, but you can’t put viable public transportation everywhere. And unless you equip…

This is the problem. People get tickets for this shit and just keep on driving.