The Australians are simply used to their toilet water draining the opposite way down the walls.

I’m the tournament organizer for the Ottawa Smash scene up here in Canada, and let me tell you — we have some really young players with a ton of talent. Can’t underestimate the young guns.

Who is this for? The tone is way too young to appeal to any of the 20-and 30-somethings who watched the original, but all the references to the game show will sail right over kids’ heads.

Not gonna lie: Soundtrack worries me if it sounds like what I heard in the trailer. It sounds like flashy 8-bit chiptune. The Genesis had a VERY distinct sound that wasn’t 8-bit, due to its synth chip.

“It just felt like a car designed for people that don’t want a driving experience, just a middle of the line sofa to transport them from point A to point B.”

Didn't realize Jalopnik was getting into appliance reviews. Please do the new Whirlpool refrigerators next.

The 2016 Toyota Camry was the only car Hertz had left after my flight got canceled. I was sad when I pulled up to the Avis desk at the end of my drive.

I had a loner Camry a few years back when our 2007 Mazda5 was being repaired. Despite being newer than anything we owned, it was a terribly plain car. It felt kinda peppy, but the steering was completely in its own solar system from the rest of the car. In fact, there was noting that made it feel connected to the…

Wait. You paid $900 for a Camry rental for a weekend?

You should have asked Toyota, they may have let you race your sister/brother/best friend at Monaco! You know, everyone’s dream, Monaco, in a Camry.

I’m 33 and it gave me feels I haven’t felt in years.

I mean... they did Sonic 4 and people didn’t like that i guess.

No. I’m a 30 year old man, and I’m clapping and giggling like 3 year old.

Is it wrong for a 28-year-old man to being crying tears of joy over this?

It looked just like the white car in the post above, except that it was a 4-door and the rear windshield wrapped around so much that the left and right ends were parallel to each other. If you were to remove that windshield, it would actually be able to support itself upright on the floor.

My father and I owned a ‘59 Electra 225. Four mufflers, three cigarette lighters, electric bench seat, and a button beside the brake pedal that scanned for the next radio station.

I prefer the more voluptuous ‘65 Grand Prix:

Sierra’s Police Quest 3. (Driving sequence in the clip below begins at about 9:00.)