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Um.. no, parallel parking is a really good test of hand-eye coordination and situation awareness of your car and your surroundings.

Steam is coming to PS4 at E3 2015, confirmed!

You can’t edit an ini file to get assets back.

Or! You can rock the hand-me-down 1984 Starcraft popup camper! Cheapest option, can store it in a normal garage, easy to tow/park, and has very little yearly maintenance needed. Just choose a camping spot close (but not too close) to the campground toilets/Walmart entrance.

People take this car out of context far, far too often. These things dropped at the turn of the mellenia. 240hp and 280ft-lb of torque from 3.8 blown liters might not be much now, but it was pretty impressive back then.

Excellent! Your gif covers the entire portion of the video that’s worth watching. I have no idea why they would upload a solid minute of them driving around while they laugh.

WHAT?! CAN’T HEAR YOU TRAV?!

Damn, you beat me to it. Johnny T was conspicuously absent.

You are also a hero to those of us sequestered behind the Employer Firewall of Despair.

Because I love you guys, and don’t want you to go deaf like me. Here you go (right click and “open image in new tab” for larger size).

I CAN’T HEAR YOU

Now that I am deaf, will Jalopnik pay for my hearing aid ?

To the few who look at the comments before watching the video: Put this on mute. I don’t mean to tell you to turn the volume down. Turn the volume off. All the way off.

I had my headphones on and volume at a normal level. Ouch.

Well, they had already done it to another Explorer on the lot so this is clearly an organized county wide Explorer firewall theft ring.

Man, I couldn’t be with somebody like that. My girlfriend doesn’t know much about cars, so she trusts me completely when I’m driving and fixing the car. Sometimes I wish I could talk to her about car stuff, but then I remember that Jalopnik and car forums are there for that.

That’s not cursed. This is cursed.

Leave the wife.

“You’re all in cahoots!” lady has a serious mental illness.

A lot of them probably aren’t doing it to be watching to make sure you do it right, but rather out of curiosity. Myself, I’d rather watch some guy replace the brakes on a car (even one that isn’t mine) than sit and read People, or watch CNN.