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Mr. Malaise
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Something like this deserves better than alphabet soup. Something like Pterodactyl Stomper.

Most fitting, actually. Owner aspires to own a real car.

Chrysler Crossfire always reminds me of the 80s-90s game crossfire. Youll get caught up in the CROSSFIRE!!!

The Ford Edge. The entire vehicle is rounded off.

Pontiac LeMans. Never been to LeMans.

I’m not convinced of the ‘6 passenger minivan’ bit- that thing looks like one of the many Chinese 4th generation Toyota Hiace copies. Those things are full size vans, and can seat about 14 in the commuter version

The real mystery here is why even buy a corolla in the first place?

Toyota OEM ones are crazy expensive, my Subaru OEM rubberized floor mats were like 60 bucks for a set of 4. That’s another thing I like about Subaru OEM parts, they generally aren’t horribly overpriced. I also was looking at the Honda Fit, and the OEM rear seat cover is like 250 dollars...

i’ve always wondered why WeatherTech is such a big business. maybe it’s because the OEMs just don’t feel like fcking doing it? so they charge ridiculous amounts and you take your business elsewhere.

I was wondering how they got it so blue.

That's wiper fluid. I wouldn't drink it.

Wait, that’s a kit car? It almost looks like the real thing, if you ignore the tire width.

You needed to order either the “Corsa” (supercharged) or “Monza” (turbocharged) packages.

I own a Porsche Corvette. It is neither fast, nor does it corner well.

Huh.

Costs 8x more Shots fired back.

These are the sort of unsubstantiated beliefs that turn people into raving car idiots who don’t know what they’re talking about.

Pretty sure that’s a Trans Am Dude.