Even the Malibu in its four door configuration doesn’t look like a 77/78 Monaco/Fury from the side IMO.

The Malibu and the Monaco look similar from the front, but the side profiles are completely different. And the LTD II looks like neither of them aside from having vertically stacked headlights (which are awesome by the way).

You have some fine taste in that case. Hopefully you’ll find the time or space to snag another someday. :D

So you’re saying I’m going to continue not liking where the automotive industry is going in terms of aesthetics and outward visibility, huh...

I liked the looks of the Patriot, as did many others I’ve spoken to. Boxy with round headlights is a Jeep trademark by now.

To be fair those both had Daimler-era interiors, which were fucking horrendous.

To be fair those both had Daimler-era interiors, which were fucking horrendous.

Entertaining this shit, that doesn’t have a shred of proof at this time, to the extent of publishing an article on it. Not really much of a conspiracy in hindsight, but it prolongs one and you get the idea.

Counter-counterpoint: this is conspiracy theory bullshit and pure speculation on both sides of the equation. The article on the actual incident itself is what belongs on Jalopnik, not this.

I understand that political bullshit has to invade basically every facet of Gawker’s rotting corpse, but can we at least keep most of it off of Jalopnik?

They misspoke, given that injuries are considered casualties.

Fuck.

And more shell casings on the floor.

I wouldn’t say automatically.

I think that’s a bit of a limited conclusion, if only because of the tension built up by the management of limited resources and the dread of the impending jumpscare is oftentimes much worse than the jumpscare itself.

This is an interesting take on the game, and I’m thoroughly intrigued. Still too chickenshit to play these things all the way through though, so I guess I’ll have to wait for the Let’s Play influx.

Wouldn’t it be better if we didn’t make stupid generalizations about all police department policies and officers in the United States based upon a handful of highly publicized incidents?

That would be a P71, but I agree with the sentiment. The W-Body Impala just doesn’t hold a candle to the Vic.

There’s nothing wrong with a car designed to hug the corners and give you a tight driving experience, but sometimes you just want to cruise. Taking in the scenery with one hand draped lazily over the steering wheel and the other resting on the window sill. Classic rock on the radio and enough of a pillowy ride to…

The vast majority of those issues were caused by improper drilling into the trunk/fuel tank area for equipment done by upfitters IIRC. Much of the same with the new Explorer, it seems.