Conan! What is best in life?

Despite this being Amazon’s near-literal attempt to chase the dragon, I’m all for this. I hope it’s pulpy and garish. Kurt Busiek’s run on the series would be a good template to build from, I think.

Kull. Krull is something else.

Don’t you know the Dewey Decimal System!

Snipes wasn’t even given a script for Passenger 57.

If we get Stallone in that Ravagers spinoff from GOTG2, Snipes sure as fuck better be in that movie. Playing what, I don’t know.

Snipes was perfect in Blade. I’m fairly sure he wasn’t even acting. I think they probably just filmed a normal day of him hanging out with Kristoferson. I feel somewhat less confident in his ability to portray Black Panther.

Ewoks doing their taxes?

It’s going to be like Howard’s End, but with people who eat fermented worm shit.

Hmm...I googled “Star Wars for adults” and I got something else completely different.

I’m pretty sure these are the guys I’m playing Counterstrike with after they finish their little chat show. That is just judging by the incredible racism and homophobia I have to endure before I can mute everyone.

Is it possible to host a neo-nazi talk show that isn’t “cringey”?

I don’t normally copy-paste quotes by other commenters, but today I’ll make an exception, and I hope everyone else reposts this comment too:

Did he get beaten to death? If not, then there is no reason to check in.

You can have mine. It gives 10 star reviews to everything Kanye West releases but only 5 to anything I actually like, so I don’t want it anymore.

My opinion is that he’s a berk. Does that help?

Leem Neesons from Tooken?!?

YOU get him! I’m busy with my witch hunt.

Hold his daughter hostage in a foreign country!

“Listencarefully: The#MeToo movement is about to be...Taken.”