"On my planet, double parentheses mean 'hope.'"

I'm not sure if he's fulltime, but hbomberguy seems like a genuinely good dude. I enjoy watching him take the piss out of alt-right YouTubers.

Looks like you got shot.

While it never ruined the movie for me, it did always bug me a bit. Perhaps it would have been better if she'd waited until after pulling the trigger to deliver a one-liner. ("Guess you didn't dodge that.")

This compilation of fart sounds added to memorable scenes from the movie still makes me laugh way more than it should.

Osama and the Taliband is now going to be my band's name.

"It ain't supposed to be good! It's supposed to be bought."

Don't be ridiculous! Mowing lawns is a job for ethnic people.

I noticed that his dad's hands shook a lot, so maybe he was a big fan of the whiskey.

/shrug. There was a boy named Jameson in my fifth grade class, so it's definitely no big deal to me.

Obvious straw man is obvious.

Hahaha! No. His game is called Mythic Fantasy Roleplaying Game (or MYFAROG for short). It's a lot more subtle in its toxicity than F.A.T.A.L., and seems to hide behind a defense of, "These evil dark-skinned NPC races never existed, so it's totes not racist!" (It's also really of the "These fair-skinned viking types…

Yeah, the few reviews I've seen/read don't seem to mention it. I get that it isn't nearly as popular as D&D—it's also still pretty new—but Monte Cook and his game deserve to be mentioned because they crafted a pretty amazing setting for the tabletop game. (Honestly, between Numenera and Rippers Resurrected for Savage…

I saw Roxy Jezel at a Trader Joe's several years ago.

Honestly, I've just always seen that as good, old-fashioned American prudery that crosses party lines. Honestly, no matter which side of the aisle you go to, if an article about pornography is posted, you can watch judgmental assholes crawl out of the woodwork to condemn the people involved.

Deuteronomy 17:1 You must not sacrifice to him a bull or sheep that has a blemish or any other defect, because that is considered offensive to the Lord your God. 17:2 Suppose a man or woman is discovered among you – in one of your villages that the Lord your God is giving you – who sins before the Lord your God and…

And I've reached a phase similar to what Patton Oswalt describes in that I don't have exaggerated vitriol over music I don't like. Y'know, the type of vitriol that might lead someone to actually present the respective behavior of ke$ha and Dr. Luke as some sort of equivalence so they can condemn both parties. I…

Anyway we could ensure they stab each other?

Shouldn't that be "bigly-handed"?

Crude comments from Presidential candidate (now President) = Okay
Crude comments from randos on the internet = Not okay