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I know, it feels weird, but honestly the big difference between the two is the pretty box. You did great to get it at that price. If they’d cut it several hundred below, now, that’d smart.

I know, it feels weird, but honestly the big difference between the two is the pretty box. You did great to get it

You guys are awesome. It is not hyperbole to say that this site often gets me through the day. Keep up the good work, and for the love of god do not stick to sports.

The headline could be better. My first thought after reading it was that this transgender person was made fun of in Chappelle’s special and later killed themselves- not that her and Chappelle were friends...

Wait, wait... Who are these people out there saying Geoff’s a good footballer?

how could anyone support a President who put Dijon mustard on a burger, rose a tan suit, took off his jacket in the Oval Office, played basketball and used a selfie stick? The horror! Now, treason, that’s perfectly acceptable. 

“I still get tweets that say, ‘Geoff’s a good footballer but I hate his politics.’ It hurt me at the beginning, because I was like, ‘This is what people think of me?’ But then I got to the point where I was like: ‘You know what? Screw it.’ These people don’t really know me.”

“I believe it’s important to support our President whether he was your candidate or not,” Cameron told SI.com’s Grant Wahl.“

A Patriots fan AND Norwich City?

Look, we can all agree that JFJ is a hypocrite of the highest order and one of the most reprehensible scumbags going. There is absolutely no debating this.

I have nothing for this but sadness.

pale...you fuckhead. PALE. if you’re going to troll, troll well. also, she’s a moron and hypocrite of the very first order. what about the sanctity of marriage? or do we write that off because out ‘leader’ raw dogged a porn star, directly after the birth of his 5th child, by his 3rd wife? fuck you!

This is going to be hardest on Bristol, Track, Twig, Smock, Groot, Krunk, Willow, Slider, Stub, Twiddle, Piper, Fluff, Carat, Keg, Snuggle, Bop, Rice and Spoit.

She’s looking for someone new to “drill the frozen tundra.”

I want to address something here:

He looks like the first person to be eaten in a Jurassic Park movie 

What a shame. He died before he achieved his lifelong dream of [checks notes] being even fucking richer.

The XFL should have just bought the names/logos from Any Given Sunday. At least those teams would have some history!