I think I’ll just wait for a completely different Transformers game, but thanks for trying. I’d like to play as the Transformers, not team up with them and hunt Bumblebees in the recycling bins round the back of Sainsburys.

I think people will always like looking at butts because underneath it all we’re just apes, and apes love butts. Not only that but humans, amongst all animals, have particularly uniquely rounded butts (and breasts), and I don’t know why that is but it’s definitely important and whether we repress it or not, seeing a…

I find the elbows are my most reliable indicator of age.

Amazing! It still blows my mind that 240p video footage at 24fps still looks more real than anything the latest software can produce though.

I’m the same. There’s no way I could play through Mass Effect without saving both the Geth and the Quarians, and all that must be done to achieve that. And then of course, there’s no way I could end the trilogy without subverting the Reapers’ expectations and proving them completely wrong, so synthesis it will be…

I think I need a lie down...

I think I enjoyed the Monster Hunter movie more... In fact, I know I did.

I’ve spent more on less...

I’ve always thought the MCU’s version of X-Men should be a period setting akin to the 1602 series. This looks to scratch that itch!

That’s because literally nobody in the world was fantasizing about being stepped on by El Gigante, or suckling on his rotten teats like an adult baby!

How did someone as smart as him manage to escape prison in the first place?! That’s not a good reflection on Her Majesty’s Prison Service.

That’s not true surely? Loads of perfectly acceptable words sound like arse, and arse is a pretty tame word in the UK. It’s literally bottom of the pile when it comes to rude words. Pun not intended (but may have been subconscious).

Can’t wait to see more! Open world, more interactive catching mechanics, pokemon that actually move to attack each other... It’s already interested me more than any Pokemon game since they went to DS with Diamond and Pearl.

Because I played it on Epic, not Xbox Live.

Well I was going to waste some time in Sea Of Thieves this evening, but as it wasn’t working I ended up playing Sludge Life, which I’d had installed and unplayed for about 6 months, and I really enjoyed it. I probably would never have gotten round to it, so thanks for going down Xbox Live!

Wii Music gave us the legend that was Ravi Drums and made everything sound like kindergarten orchestra practice, which is pretty charming in its own awful way!

I can only hope for an incoming Chun Li costume for MK11 after this, for the lolz. I’m sure both Netherrealm and Capcom will be finding this very amusing, maybe even enough to make it happen!

The soundtrack is fantastic, and the song choices are beautifully relevant. “My Boyfriend’s Back”, “Earth Angel”, “If I Only Had A Brain”... Great selection!

Yet there’s still an unfixed bug on the anchor boss that quits me out to the desktop whenever it attacks...

Let’s face it though, nobody likes to admit they’re grade-A douchebags. Especially not grade-A douchebags!