Of course, easily, and starring your favourite celebrities. I give it a day.

At this point they should just release the source code and let fans and modders do their thing. 

There has to be a period in any species decline where the ones that have been selected for, or at least the ones that are left, are the ones that are best at hiding from the things that would kill them.

I’m sad the only catgirl is a toddler.

I would advise not to rush the story, there’s precious little of it. Stretch it out, and explore the hell out of the world, the chests and world quests you find add loads to your adventure rank. It’s paced that way because they want to to last you for the months between big updates, and it’ll be going for years at…

I would have hoped that seven years down the line we’d have been able to have a version of the original that was also the thickness of a credit card (or two), not this unplayable cutie. 

Unfortunately the only thing they’re likely to get from Nintendo is a cease and desist, especially now it’s been featured on Kotaku.

People always seen concerned that children will copy physically impossible fantasy violence, but not the regular easy to replicate violence they might see on the street or in the news... If Russian children start summoning reapers or exploding people with their psychic powers then there are definitely bigger issues…

Nice, thanks for the link! I hope it has some of that slipped in anyway; background stuff that will completely go over the heads of anyone unfamiliar with the metagame. Stuff not in the script. It wouldn’t be FNAF otherwise, and the target audience will be expecting it.

If it’s tying into the games it’ll need loads of random easter eggs, ARG elements, future setups, and hidden deep lore that only the most dedicated players of the games (or viewers of Game Theory) will even understand. I can see studio executives not understanding that at all. 

This is amazing.

Shame you can’t just copy the old game data from the Steam folder to the new Hitman 3 one and have it recognise it.

This looks like the sort of thing Nintendo will shut down pronto.

Even if the antibodies drop off after a certain amount of time it doesn’t mean you lose your immunity. You only need one or two antibodies that recognise a pathogen, then they replicate. 

Even the glamour shot looks grim, imagine what the real deal actually looks like when the biscuit crumbs aren’t perfectly balanced on the already precarious slabs of what looks like an old person’s feet. You can tell from the bottom one, those meat slices are only half the width of the bun.

I think they’re doing this so they can say covid wasn’t the worst thing China produced this year.

I predict they’ll make a Micro Machines games in the Frostbite engine, then spend two years making ladder climbing physics in Battlefield 6, then get shut down.

Even if things seem fair to you, it has been shown time and time again that there is a inherent racism within Western culture, particularly in the USA, that needs to be countered before they could be considered genuinely fair to all involved.

I feel so sorry for the whales, the game is awesome without spending a penny, but it’s certainly not worth paying any more than you’d pay for a regular full-priced game as of yet. What’s there right now is easily worth $40 though. 

Surely scientists have better things to investigate. I use inverted controls because tilting your head forwards in real life makes you look down and tilting your head backwards makes you look up. I started using inverted controls when I played Quake on Dreamcast with mouse and keyboard because it made more sense for…