mrlambert
Mr. Lambert
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Oh, you’re that guy...

There’s a certain charm to the squash matches of the era. Virtually every show was filled with Larger Than Life Superstar vs. Reno Riggins. Then interviews and recaps. By the time the main event of the show came around, you’d get two superstars going at it, some sort of shenanigans, pandemonium gone wild, and “we’re

Their Cinco de Mayo shows were always an awesome time. Also, the same dudes did an 80's cover band called A Flock of GooGoo and they also ruled. I have never seen more good looking women at a show in my entire life.

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🎼🎤 “Be-lieve it or not / Jeff isn’t at home / Please leave a message / At the beep / I must be out / Or I’d pick up the phone / Where can I be? / Believe it or not I’m not home

That Patriots fan is giving off a very Martin Shkreli vibe.

Good point. Same thing with coal miners who get black lung. Or police officers who get killed in the line of duty. Or soldiers who get blown up in some remote corner of the globe by stepping on a landmine.

Serious question: Going by the bands you listed, and the average age of fans of said bands, how do you not already have a couple of teenagers to drive you insane? Most of us are already sending the first wave off to college.

I’m sorry. I really am truly delighted that you guys made the postseason, and I’ve always held a somewhat envious opinion of the balls-to-the-wall exuberance demonstrated in the iconic Bills fans’ tailgate videos. I should have realized that my comment might look like piling snark on Buffalo fans during a moment of

I’ve reread this three times trying to figure out if you think Geno Smith went to Western Michigan. You don’t say it, but then what is the relevance of Western Michigan to your buddy’s opinion otherwise? Why not say “My good friend has great dental hygiene and has been saying FOR YEARS...”? Baffling.

I forgot; who is running for president in 2016?

Gov. Pence quickly added, “And could I get your number for Mr. Trump? He’s gonna want it in a couple of years. And those of your troopmates. But NO FATTIES.”

Let’s not jump to conclusions here. To be talking to Pence in the first place, kid probably had court ordered community service. That or she was sent by the ghost of a classmate she murdered.

“See what you get when you pay Fitz?” --Bills fans everywhere

Sadly, he had no idea what to do when he reached third base

I agree. Also, I think that POTUS is such a small group. They can commiserate even if disagreeing on many other things. There are only a handful of people that know what stress the Obama family has undergone in office. W is one of those.

Personally, I think the hug was genuine, and based on a recognition that he got a few things right.

GW Bush did do some commendable things as President, including, for example, pressing to funds to help fight AIDS in Africa. And one of those commendable things he did was to sign legislation instructing the Smithsonian to start planning for this museum, and saying he believed it should be built on the national Mall.