Jezebel is a blog. It’s opinion pieces. This author hates her.

I saw Sleep No More, and had an interaction with a completely naked man. He grabbed my hand and pulled me into a small bathroom. He was covered in blood, so he got in the shower and sort of fell to the floor like he was drunk.

Hi. Me too. Good god.

I bought this last month (December 8th) and it has been a huge nightmare. First, I selected “2 day express delivery,” as this was a birthday gift. The order took 5 days to process, and then was shipped “standard 5 day delivery.” Oh ok......

The item arrived after the birthday, but whatever. It was still exciting. We…

I bought this last month (December 8th) and it has been a huge nightmare. First, I selected “2 day express…

He must have that good D

There’s really nothing remarkable about this song. Sounds like it was made by the generic pop machine.

Or, just take a little bit of mushrooms and watch the paint strokes move around the canvas...

This is such a sweet story.

This movie looks way too busy and overly-complicated to be scary.

So, this is like his “Joanne.” Lady Gaga did it. Then Miley. Then Kesha. Having a “back to your roots” album is SO HOT RIGHT NOW.

The 1989 tour was also a stadium tour....

MOVIEPASS HELP, PLEASE!

I’m so surprised that JEZEBEL used a Terry Richardson photo of Adam Driver.

Laura Dern was SOOOOOOO out of place in this movie. It was incredibly distracting every time she was on screen.

I went to see Star Wars at one of our local theaters and they had the volume turned up so loud that we had to put our fingers in our ears. It was so insanely loud that we left 5 minutes in. My ears were thumping like I had just left a concert.

I mean.... after 8 years of Presidency, I would feel fucking serene to be at the end. Give Obama a break! I love that man!

Yeah same here. I’m a white guy who lives in DC. I’ve actually stopped in El Centro walking back from my gym.

Yes. I stood in the bar area, in my gym clothing.

Huh? What does La Sandia have to do with El Centro? This looks like an incident with a racist doorman, not Richard Sandoval.

“Blinking White Guy” isn’t Cary Elwes?!?!?!?!?!

And, if the internet is correct, Willa Ford’s second single, “Did Ya’ Understand That,” didn’t come out on 9/11 either! Both Wikipedia and Discogs list its release date as December 4, 2001.