1) No one ever really liked Matt Lauer

I think you have it backwards.

Or... you could just use Waze.

He’s adorable. I like him.

When I email those addresses, I get an automated response saying the email wasn’t received.

Who’s charging 3% on credit cards?

Can we PLEASE talk more about the camera angle? Why is this happening? I don’t get it, but I LOVE it! I love that I’m now BELOW her. I love that the other anchor is in the background, and we’re getting his reaction.

I really hate this series. And not in an ironic way.

Then don’t shop there.

That is 100% dentures! Just like his water bottle moment. You could SEE his dentures slipping.

Chris Meloni was a patient of my doctor. I saw him in the waiting room once. My lord, he is a fine-looking man.

Ryan Reynolds can pikachu whatever he wants. #swoon

So you hate RoboVacs because you expect them to do what they aren’t intended to do? Girl.... OF COURSE a RoboVac isn’t going to dust your tables and clean your windows. YOU STILL HAVE TO DO THAT. But once you dust your surfaces, the RoboVac takes care of the floors.

It’s definitely a subjective thing. My partner can’t hear certain loops that sound so obvious to me. To each their own. I adore my Dohm, and no app can ever replace it.

It’s definitely a subjective thing. My partner can’t hear certain loops that sound so obvious to me. To each their…

Are the men who show their penises to women hung? I don’t understand this behavior. I can’t fathom just whipping it out unless I was really hung.

Apps are a recorded sound, played on loop. Once you hear the loop, it’s impossible to stop hearing, and it literally keeps you up at night.

Apps are a recorded sound, played on loop. Once you hear the loop, it’s impossible to stop hearing, and it literally…

I have the old-school traditional Dohm. I love the SHIT out of that thing.

I have the old-school traditional Dohm. I love the SHIT out of that thing.

Emailing the representatives comes back with an error message. They appear to have blocked emails:

I imagine we’ll get one preview a day... the last one this Friday. Friday’s preview will probably announce the release date. My bet is December 15th.

Why is he doing that with his hand? Is that a royal thing?