I’m totally okay with this and don’t understand the outrage. It’s Thanksgiving week for god’s sake. It was a way to lighten the mood. I got a smile out of it.

Hush was good enough, but I had a lot of issues with it. I found it hard to believe that a deaf woman wouldn’t feel the vibrations of someone banging on her window, or getting killed on her front deck.

I was really hoping for something a bit more...... scandalous 

John/Jim is SO FREAKING SEXY

Who is that handsome man in the picture behind Putin? DREAMBOAT!

You sound like fun.

These guys REEEAAALLLLY aren’t gay? Like, come on.

YAS QUEEN! You’re perfect! You’re beautiful! You look like Linda Evangelista!

Another song about her current bland boyfriend? Can we get something about Calvin Harris, please? He is fine as fuck.

Go fuck yourself. Spacey was someone in a power position. It’s totally normal for a production assistant to be googley-eyed at the big star. Go. Fuck. Yourself. GO! FUCK! YOURSELF!

Are you all going to stop writing about Jeff Goldblum when women start saying he groped them? It’s already mentioned in a comment on another article:

They had one year’s worth of rice, pasta and oatmeal. They also had a water purifier on board.

Man. “Cola” is my favorite Lana Del Rey song.

Did ANYONE edit this article? Good god!

ugh. I’ve always thought he was so sexy

Que all the doctors who read Jezebel! Look people - she didn’t have stroke. Just because it “looked like” a stroke.... or just because you’ve “seen a stroke” doesn’t mean you can diagnose Mrs Williams.

I’m sorry, but these people are eating Clif Bars and Yogurt for lunch? Honestly, fuck that shit!

If someone is unconscious, their phone can be unlocked with their fingerprint just as easily.

Ashamed to say: I think he’s sooooooooooooooo fucking sexy

......Ooooookay.......